Mr. Rational

Regional posting. Did you know that on Sunday many bisexual-looking women and their horrible boyfriends were walking around Lower Queen Anne... it's true...

Several insane millennials are operating businesses in Pioneer Square

Went to a coworking event where there were FIVE (5) sapphics and ONE (1) fujoshi of indeterminate sexuality. Great energy great vibe

I promise I know how to use prepositions

"women be watching tv 😂 or not watching tv 🤔" - Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

Sating my hunger imminently, bro

Don't show me used leather purses on poshmark. Or practical 100% wool sweaters. Look away at my reasonable purchases girl I'd rather see an art nouveau broach worth NO LESS than 20 thousand dollars and I'm clicking on it 40 times

I love when the ad algorithms think I'm a million billion kajollionaire. Yes I am absolutely in the market for $2k duvets and $10k lamps. I'll click on that any time. And I'll click on it again later because I'm seriously mulling it over as a potential impulse purchase I promise

Do I even like Film

Wearing a pointy paper hat that says "social dunce" on it

Utena Tenjou blowing Touga Kiryuu's fucking. nuts off. Who's a perfectly normal boy now bitch

in an early draft of utena they were gonna use guns instead of swords........

LiveJournal taunting and mocking me by sending me an email congratulating me for my dead blog's 22nd anniversary. Man. Don't do this

Alas... I am Horrible

YOU, Mimi Imfurst, Mimi Imfurst was number third in the voting, I could not beLIEVE IT.

I like to make food because I like to eat food

Welcome to "annoying brain" where you too can tell me, as an extension of my brain, to shut the hell up

Hey y'all. Remember sitting down?

Critics: "Mary Oliver writes poetry about joy and being one with nature and there's really nothing to it, it's all very literal"

Nature metaphors in American Primitive: "I LOVE EATING PUSSY!!!!"

Occasionally I read something so brilliant that. You know what. I was going to say it discourages me creatively since I'm a 'literary imbecile' but instead. I think I should focus on the rare joy of something I am reading sending sparks off the l
page and through my whole body. Love feeling alive

This is not an excuse to refuse putting myself out there as much as it is a reaction to getting to know people irl. I feel 5,000x more normal doing this, wow, seems significant

I've been on dating sites before but the better I get to know myself the more averse I am to coming up with some sort of personality pith. I don't know what I'm like, I don't want to essentialize my concept for sales, and can't other people make their own summaries once they've talked to me?

Wicked the novel is so fun I love that it's reasonably sprawling and full of ridiculous political metaphors. I didn't like the first forty pages at all but that's neither here nor there

Luv2Grieve

We love central plumbing don't we folks

Springtime only type of program

Now that the weather has gotten colder some dark, stupid part of me keeps begging me to watch Oniisama e again because it was so fun last year. Objectively the worst time of year for a television program that makes me want to sign myself up for a labotomy

"...they stopped at a little restaurant by the roadside, a place, that sold fried-clam sandwiches."

Admittedly this doesn't sound too bad but I'm just imagining dry toast dry fried clams falling out of there no sauce or anything

"They had sliced cold chicken, cranberry sauce, green olives, and crisp white celery. But Carol left her lunch and went to the living room. She came back carrying a glass with some whisky in it, and added some water to it from the tap."

Flavorless charcuterie with fewer options for lunch, water with whiskey in it

"Their plates had arrived. It was creamed spinach with an egg on top, steamy and buttery smelling"

Girl hurry up and eat your goop