𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒂𝒏 𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒖𝒍𝒖𝒔

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The only reason i'm here still anything of note at all is because i had twenty painful lessons.

I lost a sister so call me bitter when i say she could and should have the same if she doesn't think .

I could make ajoke about "which morgan do you mean"

But i know what you're talking about .

Every version of me is a fucking idiot who needs to be taken down twenty pegs .

Yes i'm including myself in that...

And ... i'd say let her fail, fall, die trying .

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You're a fool but you're an honest one .

You're an honest fool with a heart too large for your own good and it's hurt ya .

But that foolishness and kindness is why people rally behind you why hells some people would die for you.

You're a fool. But in the best way a fool can be.

Betttt

You want anything in return ? Like better video and audio equipment ?

Maybe the rights to the seinfeld laughtrack to put over things like this ?

Zuko

Age: 16

Firebender

‼️NO LEWD‼️

I've gotten soft in like both ways .

Well only the literal way since physically and emotionally i wasn't really that good of a fighter .

Honestly surprised i didn't die more .

You are so much cooler when i'm not causing problems .

I'll get you my ... wait fuck do i have an email ?

I'll give you my cell number .

Can i please have that footage so i can watch it with my wife later ?

I hate looking at an inferior version of me who's BROKE in comparison.

I think my pain is worse here

The secondhand emberassment

WAIT SOMEONE LIVESTREAMED MY VARIANT GETTING VERBALLY MURDERED ?!

SOMEONE GET ME SOME POPCORN

Actually wait i can do thag myself imma go get popcorn

Okay i'm done lounging in pools and eating oreos for a bit

Whats going on who's destroying the muktiverse now and why is it dark

Sometimes i wish sora didn't exist .

[ and now she's off to do a resurrection ritual.

Because she knew how but usually doesn't have someone to do it for her when she's dead. ]

[ ONCE AGAIN TELEPORTING AWAY. She's just trying to go heal- ]

[ JOKES ON YOU THIS ONE CAN FUCKING TELEPORT NO BODY FUNCTIONS NEEDED. Even less consequence.

Not that she has any stake in anything whatsoever. ]

And then i worm my way back and blah blah blah

Fuck it you do you I'm gonna go get some pizza hut.

Question for you.

Did the efficient route make me learn literally any lesson whatsoever that'd prevent this from happening again ?

I'm having more fun watching her squirm man

At least like

Let me do it.

This is the most BORING way to kill someone.

Gods damn it just like

End me????

For all you know i did this and was actually competent about it.

Ugh fuck it I'll call a bounty on the kid if it means you stop doing this .

You know what fucker just kill me instead I'm too tired for this

SORA STOP DESTROYING THE MULTIVERSE EVERY DAMN TIME A VERSION OF ME DOES SOMETHING
YOU'RE GONNA ERASE MY POPCORN

[ ignore the even lesser nothra eating popcorn and watching all this shit go down . ]

Man retirement from all that evil shit makes this way funnier .

.........

Touché-

<- has NOT been doing anything relevant.

She's just been a mopey sadsack around brightmoon.

I've just been

....busyandtotallynotavoidingthisconversation

LUCY I'M STILL HERE YOU KNOW

- and ... She has full belief reconsicling with lucy is literally impossible..

" . . wait you can't come back from the dead- "

The moth eventually stood up after significantly more pathetic crying .

" ... Yeah we're gonna have to shatter this- so .... You get to take something out on me i suppose . "

A small nervous chuckle followed by sniffling as she let out a weak sigh .. She wish she could answer anything more -

You have a deal I'll take that price ... Money is literally not an issue i forget 1$ bills exist sometimes.

But i mean crona is also the one who murdered me soookoo

.... Do we got a deal ?