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@mattvanh.bsky.social

Going places, live music, films, Spurs induced suffering, cats, football shirts, pints, NIN, deep introspective techno, poppadoms. Southerner in Manchester

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Who the FUCK is the co-commentator on Sky? Absolute drivel coming out coys

01.03.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this AI? Coys

23.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Mountains and skiers

Mountains and skiers

My date for lunch; a stray cat that sat at my table

My date for lunch; a stray cat that sat at my table

Elevensies

Elevensies

More mountain

More mountain

Some quick snaps from Bansko

23.02.2026 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Arsenal and their fans are all cunts coys

22.02.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Arsenal are cunts COYS send tweet

22.02.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A defender diving. Nice product we have here coys

22.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come
On you
Spurs

22.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

COYS

22.02.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have contrived to be up a mountain in Bulgaria for this NLD, on my own this evening. Is there a Spurs Bansko out there?? COYS

22.02.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

COYS

20.02.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

We are all better off that NotW is dead and buried, but The Sun on Sunday and a lot of the dirt diggers persist. I am perversely proud of our scumbag press being the worst in the world, but we really do hate them all the same. Print sadly finding a new life in clickbait scum like Daily Mail

20.02.2026 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What could have been. Love him

20.02.2026 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God bless man’s insatiable appetite to tug one out 🫑

19.02.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Occasionally I blow my mind when I think just how big the porn industry is, all for mainly blokes to be able to toss one out

19.02.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If it’s those black trainer shoes with white platform soles, then yes, incinerate

19.02.2026 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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So that’s it? After 33 days, so long, good luck?

16.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno, someone with experience of getting clubs out of shit and premier league experience. Dyche would’ve been a better bet as an interim and that is profoundly depressing

13.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do not get the clamouring for Poch. Love the guy but his juice ran dry from about mid 2018 onwards and certainly hasn’t done anything of note since he left us. Anyway Spurs in deep shit coys

13.02.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, Igor Tudor will be a disaster guys. This is not the man to get us out of the shit. First time since 1998 (when we needed Klinsmann to come back for a 2nd time) that I am genuinely fearful and realistic that Tottenham will get relegated coys

13.02.2026 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

are we Watford in disguise COYS

13.02.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tottenham Hotspur fans are Marvin sat on the backseat, minding our business, getting shot in the face

12.02.2026 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes mate, congrats!

11.02.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well not quite The Thing we are all hoping for but Frank going is still welcome coys

11.02.2026 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need someone willing to come in until end of season while our braindead owners try and cobble a plan together for a new man and summer strategy without European football.

I want this man

11.02.2026 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has he been sacked yet? Coys

11.02.2026 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Marginally better I’d say…Ramos was bad and I have my thoughts of Gerry Francis. Bad company to be keeping anyway. Frank is dreadful

10.02.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm. It’s a tough crowd but either Tommy or this guy

10.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly give Harry Redknapp a 3 month contract and get to a CL semi and finish 12th. Best we can hope for

10.02.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agree 100% but the bigger worry is who do we bring in? Will be like an emergency loan to help keep us up and then more dogshit next year and sacked by November. A real big fucking mess our owners have left us in

10.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0