MVH

And I have this slug coys

It’s a written rule for me that, if I see a picture of a cat, I will ‘like’ that picture. This transcends that rule. Look at that fat cunt. What a star

wtf. Why are were they saying he should be dropped?! Have I missed (another) bit of British culture worz?

This building is about 200 yards behind my office and it did seem odd as no one heard a fucking thing

Two monitors in an office, displaying an image of Spurs lifting the Europa League trophy, when they became undisputed champions of the Europe, of the world

We’ve all had to upgrade to windows 11 at work. Full updates not rolled out yet which means, before we are subjected to corporate guff on our display, we can choose our own pictures coys

From the Viz comic, a picture of Piers Morgan, with the text: IVE realised recently that it's been a while since I've told anyone that I think Piers Morgan is a cunt and I'm a little worried that people might think that I don't think he's a cunt any more. Could you print this so that it's clear to everyone that I still think he's a right cunt. Steven Ireland, Manchester

Evergreen @vizcomic.bsky.social

Dismal coys

A 4 bet accumulator for both teams in the match to score. Monaco v Tottenham Hotspur is 0-0 is the only match out of four to let me down, costing me a measly £25 windfall

Tottenham “no 0-0s in 125 games” Hotspur, you unbelievable bastards coys

Maybe we just make sure games we start Odobert in we play in France?

I have just realised Sean Dyche will be managing in European competition 😂

Here I am, seen under the microscope

Another tepid home performance from Spurs. Deserve to be losing coys

All I’m hearing is COYS

You get fucking bombarded with adverts on the internet, but if you want to try and find a little reel you saw a few times, they’re likes hens teeth. Can I find this fucking Fray Bentos spaghetti and meatballs ad or what

I’m at a SOULWAX listening party tonight ahead of their new album on Friday. The songs I’ve heard so far are amazing so I am looking forward to the full 47 minute experience

Kinda feel like this should be a huge story. One that’d end most administrations. Result in trials for murder. But, it’s just another Wednesday

“Ubiquitous AI filth” has entered my daily lexicon

You know how it’s woke to give all kids medals and stuff on sports day, wherever they finish? Well, Norway have the chance to do the funniest thing ever

Tosh is back 🥲

And you forgot Solanke 😂

Somebody GIF that Porto pretending to vape bit please please coys

Also coys

Xavi doing that thing where he looks like he’s got no time but also like he has loads of time. Keep him in the 10 position. He’s good

Timing 😂

All I’m hearing is COYS

I am conflicted. Love the guy and want him to succeed anywhere but the Forest shenanigans in the summer…I want to see them go down 😂 still, the press are shitbags and had their noses put out of joint, they have it in for him

It's okay for your opinion of things to change.

Ticketmaster are useless cunts

An adorable bastard cat, sleeping in a wicker hut. His name is Omar. In this picture you can only see his right foot, suspended in the air, resting on a cushion.

Omar looks happy

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".