St. DICK

dont think I've posted my tell here. but who knows. life finds a way

just in case it was someone from here. i hate half assed gossip. this tells me nothing. which ex? what shit? why bother saying anything if ur not gonna say anything

remember. im available on egge as well

why would I leave my echo chamber when the ppl in here are right and the ppl outside are wrong?

peak

love it when doctors aske about energy drinks. damn bro. what is that? a drink with energy? why I've never even heard of a such thing

i hope in my next life im a slut

:vaping_emoji:

I've thought about it. if i wasn't a lesbian, i feel like this would work on me

why do my strawberries smell like someone farted on them

like a pig dreaming of slaughter

I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE CHEAP CHEESE

i miss discourse. i miss arguing about stupid shit for my own amusement. it was a decent hobby

stooop i think about this so often lmao

yall i miss vent so bad. posting here is 100% cope. nothing's gonna fill the actual void. making friends, the discourse, the jokes, the weird inside culture. im on egge too. but it's just as cope

it's the peer review that's wrong

i feel like in theory im wonderful and fun to get along with. but. I'm also aware of my track record of not getting along with people. hm.

every time someone has my favorite kinda nose they start throwing around words like "nose job" and "insecurity"

almost got bonked over the head w a notebook

real advice: when your counselor is scheduling ur next visit, it is ill advised to say "ok let me check the ice cream truck schedule first"

come on, catsup!

why take a gap year when you can take 9?

me: rumor has it we're out of milk
counselor: i have some, im omw
me: 🎉🎉🎉
counselor: bought strawberries for u also
me: victory forever

my nose hurts send help

i hate men

tiktok trans guy: *posts a trans woman's deadname and misgenders her bc he doesn't like her*
comments: transphobia!!!!! wtf!?
tiktok trans guy: truly impossible, for i am trans myself 😎

kill me kill me kill me kill me

on that note. tiktok is showing me transmisogynistic trans guys faster than I can block them! save me!!

"learn queer history!!!!!!!!!" and then they recommend some ancient terf's works as valuable queer history. sheesh.

always strange when vitiligo spots disappear and years later grow back. hello old friend.