WARNING!!! BAD HOLIDAY JOKE!!!
Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him.
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Musician. Artist. Top 10 Billboard Remixer (Heaven 17's "Hands Up To Heaven"). DJ (Currently @Anvil Phx). PKA QUBIQ - AKA Clashing Angles, Warren Rochester Half of bands Sha-Pink and Band W.O.W. Grab And Yank Records
WARNING!!! BAD HOLIDAY JOKE!!!
Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him.
#badholidayjokes #badholidayjoke #QUBIQ #HOLIDAY2025
WARNING!!! BAD HOLIDAY JOKE!!!
Q: How do you know Arnold Schwarzenegger is waiting in line near you on Black Friday?
A: He Jingles All The Way.
#badholidayjokes #badholidayjoke #QUBIQ #HOLIDAY2025
WARNING!!! BAD HOLIDAY JOKE!!!
Q: What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on Black Friday?
A: He got 12 months.
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New Tunes: youtu.be/0WgNiHekpbc?...
03.10.2025 00:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New Tunes: youtu.be/kxZ13pCT9ns?...
03.10.2025 00:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
WARNING!!! BAD HALLOWEEN JOKE!!!
Q: What was haunting the chicken coop?
A: A poultry-geist. #badhalloweenjokes #badhalloweenjoke #QUBIQ #HALLOWEEN2025
WARNING!!! BAD HALLOWEEN JOKE!!!
Q: What do vegetarian zombies eat?
A: (zombie voice with arms outstretched forward) "GRAAAAAAAAINS!!!"
#badhalloweenjokes #badhalloweenjoke #QUBIQ #HALLOWEEN2025
Currently spinning this ol' remix wot I did years ago... youtu.be/eLRE7A-h8X4?...
19.05.2025 02:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The new QUBIQ single on Grab And Yank Records
youtu.be/GhmJl4KyQd4?...
Extended Mix: youtu.be/1j_Qbp_9VRk?...
For those interested the World Health Organization is on 🦋. You can stay informed @who.int
24.01.2025 18:53 — 👍 2731 🔁 1247 💬 290 📌 73
Thought of the day:
The massive amount of impulse items in the "15 items or less" lane is just a power trip.
Ahead of the new single launching on Tuesday, here's an older one you may have missed: youtu.be/-EscD9-BNnE?...
25.01.2025 04:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Putting the final touches on a new track... 😁
22.01.2025 05:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(Plant-based huvudroll)
19.01.2025 10:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0After-gig snack: Spaghettios with rosemary, garlic, huvudroll and Tuscan shaved cheese blend. #BudgetGourmet
19.01.2025 10:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
WARNING!!! BAD HOLIDAY JOKE!!!
Q: What did the sheep say just before he quit his job in the nativity scene?
A: Baaaaaaaa Humbug!!!
#badholidayjokes #badholidayjoke #QUBIQ #HOLIDAY2024
WARNING!!! BAD HOLIDAY JOKE!!!
Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
A: Deep pan, crisp and even. #badholidayjokes #badholidayjoke #QUBIQ #HOLIDAY2024
WARNING!!! BAD HOLIDAY JOKE!!!
Q: What did one dreidel do when the other dreidel made him angry?
A: He kicked him in the shin. #badholidayjokes #badholidayjoke #QUBIQ #HOLIDAY5785
WARNING!!! BAD HOLIDAY JOKE!!!
Q: What did Spock put in the fireplace on the bridge of the Enterprise?
A: The Captain's Yule Log.
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WARNING!!! BAD HOLIDAY JOKE!!!
Q: What did Wendy say when she dropped her chocolate shake down the stairs?
A: "Thumpitty thump thump, thumpitty thump thump! Look at that Frosty go!"
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WARNING!!! BAD HOLIDAY JOKE!!!
Q: What do you get when you tie a bunch of $100 bills in a circle?
A: A wreath of Franklins.
#badholidayjokes #badholidayjoke #QUBIQ #HOLIDAY2024
WARNING!!! BAD HOLIDAY JOKE!!!
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got him for Life Day?
A: He felt his presents.
#badholidayjokes #badholidayjoke #QUBIQ #HOLIDAY2024 #StarWars #LifeDay
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Q: Why was Santa's sleigh slower than usual?
A: Comet was cleaning the sink. #badholidayjokes #badholidayjoke #QUBIQ #HOLIDAY2024
WARNING!!! BAD HOLIDAY JOKE!!!
Q: Where does Frosty keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.
#badholidayjokes #badholidayjoke #QUBIQ #HOLIDAY2024
WARNING!!! BAD HOLIDAY JOKE!!!
Q: What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
A: Elk-a-seltzer
#badholidayjokes #badholidayjoke #QUBIQ #HOLIDAY2024
WARNING!!! BAD HOLIDAY JOKE!!!
Q: Why did Scrooge honk and wave on the freeway?
A: The Ghost of Christmas passed.
#badholidayjokes #badholidayjoke #QUBIQ #HOLIDAY2024