Gabby

I wonder if my rental insurance covers civil war...?

Siri, play ‘Look What You Made Me Do’

poweredxpeople.org

So Trumps idea for combating the unemployment issue is by adding another person to the number count.

I’ll give the “male loneliness epidemic” as much care and attention as they gave the Me Too movement.

The National Geographic docuseries on Hurricane Katrina was incredible and devastating.

dental insurance is bullshit. I just had to pay $200 to go to a different type of dentist to have them tell me the original dentist was correct and I will need to go back to them....

a shirtless man is standing in front of a mountain and the word healthy is visible ALT: a shirtless man is standing in front of a mountain and the word healthy is visible

you can tell I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow because I had a salad for dinner and fruit as my little sweet treat.

Just spent a lot of money on groceries, so you know what that means… chipotle for dinner.

Rewatching ‘The Patriot’ and wishing Mel Gibson didn’t suck so much.

Every degree above 70 feels like a personal attack on me.

The only royalty I acknowledge is the T-Rex from the Jurassic Park/World franchise.

I am NOT embarrassed about the number of men I’ve slept with. I am obviously embarrassed about the quality

Once again, America has decided to be a major bitch and still expects people to go to her birthday party?
I don’t think so, sweetie.

David Hogg is cooking lately

Chicago says #NoKings

“A goal without a plan is just a wish"
- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Someone told me in middle school that they saw me getting a book at the scholastic book fair and decided to get it themselves. And I’ve been riding that high ever since.

And this is why Pride is a necessary thing.

Very happy that Taylor Swift owns her own masters again because I can finally not be ashamed of preferring the original “Style” over the TV one. Also, fuck Scooter Braun.

So anyway, this is Wonderwall.

Please don't ask me if I did anything fun over the long weekend. I napped.

So dawn goes down to day; nothing gold can stay

Watching the Chicago Tylenol Murders doc after taking a Tylenol was probably not the best way to start the day…

Is it just me or are pockets getting smaller in Jean jackets?!

Funny how republicans are so pro 2nd amendment but don’t give a shit about Trump shitting on the constitution

Honestly, I don’t care how bad they get, I will absolutely eat up any Jurassic Park movie. (Badum chi)

There are 2 questions I ask to determine if a guy and I are compatible:
1. Who did you vote for in the 2024 election
2. What is the optimal temperature to sleep in? (Bonus if they’re pro sleeping with a fan)

The theory I prescribe to: Men created a monotheistic male God because they were jealous of women’s ability to create life

“I will not yield to disrespectful men.”
-Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

I still think of my little sister as 12 years old, even though she’s turning 30 this year, has a full time career, and is married with a condo they own. So, I honestly don’t know how I would react if she somehow became Pope.