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Selamander/Grizz

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Transmasc NB guy who loves to sew plushies & cook! He/him they/them, 32, occasionally NSFW ♥️ @jackaloping.bsky.social ♥️ banner by @sleepvines on tumblr! https://selsewscreatures.etsy.com https://linktr.ee/selamander?utm_source=linktree_admin_share

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So ChatGPT tells people to kill themselves, and OpenAI's response is to shift responsibility to unpaid, untrained, non-professional friends and family members.

So if you get designated as the "trusted contact," you're doing terrifying unpaid work for this evil company.

Shut it all down.

04.03.2026 04:26 — 👍 259    🔁 101    💬 5    📌 2

I’ll be real I kind of have too many guys taking up closet space and it’s blocking my brain from wanting to make more. I need to clear some space so everything - EVERYTHING - is half off for the month. Please help me clean house cause I really want to make room for future guys!! #plushies #plush

01.03.2026 04:18 — 👍 25    🔁 40    💬 0    📌 1

wasted 15 minutes of my life googling variations of "how long are cows" before I remembered dimensions.com exists

03.03.2026 19:09 — 👍 92    🔁 45    💬 4    📌 0

What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers.

03.03.2026 12:16 — 👍 6606    🔁 2961    💬 68    📌 46

www.gofundme.com/f/support-ro...

02.03.2026 22:33 — 👍 1320    🔁 1371    💬 0    📌 10

That's right. You got no leg to stand on, Newsom supporters. Shut your hole. We don't need anti trans anti homeless greaseball shit. North Carolina is purple, it's not some blue stronghold.

04.03.2026 02:09 — 👍 3345    🔁 797    💬 32    📌 4

My rates are 40USD per hour for anything noncommercial and I’ll do Literally Whatever so long as it’s within my conceptual comfort zone, so please don't hesitate to yell at me if you want some Hanmonster art! Rent is… kind of due on the 3rd today and I’m still scrambling so hhh

03.03.2026 06:54 — 👍 55    🔁 47    💬 3    📌 2

Whoa!!! That’s wonderful news!!!

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Next week in The Atlantic, probably

03.03.2026 18:13 — 👍 482    🔁 93    💬 2    📌 3
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Happy #AardvarkWeek Tilli!

Get ready to giggle, our girl Tilli is slurping up grub at lightning speed in this hilarious video. That loooong, sticky tongue is built for business, and she puts it to work, along with her oversized ears, adorable sniffer, and powerful digging claws.

03.03.2026 01:21 — 👍 413    🔁 135    💬 9    📌 17
"I guess the worst case would be we do this and somebody takes over who's as bad as the previous person," he said. "Right, that could happen? We don't want that to happen. It would probably be the worst, you go through this, and then in five years you realize you put somebody in who's no better."
Right, that could happen.

"I guess the worst case would be we do this and somebody takes over who's as bad as the previous person," he said. "Right, that could happen? We don't want that to happen. It would probably be the worst, you go through this, and then in five years you realize you put somebody in who's no better." Right, that could happen.

I like when the New York Times is even slightly nasty

03.03.2026 23:39 — 👍 339    🔁 15    💬 4    📌 1

"I had to punch that guy because I could tell he was going to hit me back once we jumped him" is just a description of jumping a guy

03.03.2026 23:31 — 👍 1220    🔁 266    💬 12    📌 5

This is a significant slice of American history that transcends but adds to that of animation & Disney. ‘the camps…’ explained, too

03.03.2026 21:02 — 👍 129    🔁 29    💬 0    📌 0

I interviewed the directors of that incredible animated Gorillaz music video:

03.03.2026 23:06 — 👍 417    🔁 120    💬 1    📌 0

The possible price of loving someone is having to grieve them eventually and AI cannot stop that. It cannot soften the blow or fill a void and it is quite frankly disrespectful and weird to try

03.03.2026 17:17 — 👍 520    🔁 107    💬 24    📌 3

The former CEO of Ticketmaster is an unhinged NIMBY who frequently sends abusive text messages and emails to public servants.

04.03.2026 00:29 — 👍 195    🔁 31    💬 5    📌 2
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I’ve made a bunch of acrylic key charms, they turned out really cute and are available online now! Link in bio 💚 which one is your fav?

03.03.2026 20:17 — 👍 174    🔁 56    💬 5    📌 0

If you're a writer or researcher who thinks AI is better than you at your job, I believe you. I just don't think you should pretend like your skill issue affects me

03.03.2026 22:02 — 👍 566    🔁 129    💬 8    📌 0

Abolish ICE has a +11 approval — which means it is *32 points* more popular than Donald Trump

Ask yourself: does corporate media portray that accurately?

03.03.2026 19:51 — 👍 2438    🔁 785    💬 12    📌 13
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Had to call out today cause I’m SIIIIIICK so last RT still applies 👍 also feel free to slap a lil something something at my ko-fi okay? Okay

ko-fi.com/selamander90...

03.03.2026 16:33 — 👍 3    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
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Go on, TAKE IT!!!

30.11.2024 22:37 — 👍 6048    🔁 1216    💬 33    📌 15
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Shop update is now live with 3 new sticker sheets and the wooden badge preorders. Please check the item description for more info on the preorder details! #deltarune #spamtenna

03.03.2026 21:08 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

every time resident evil becomes the hot discussion point again it's like inevitable that i hear people say how glad they are to not be playing as ethan and it truly saddens my heart. his brazen attitude towards horrors out of his depth has been some of my favorite characterization in the series.

03.03.2026 20:32 — 👍 170    🔁 19    💬 12    📌 0
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Tech: Guthrie readies kids’ package for markup House Energy and Commerce Committee Chair Brett Guthrie will introduce a legislative package that combines a dozen bills aimed at protecting kids online.

A collection of bills are heading to the House for markup this thursday

Demand your representatives
-oppose KOSA
-oppose the App Store Accountability Act
-oppose The SCREEN Act
-oppose section 230 reform/sunsetting
-oppose/repeal online age verification and ID laws

punchbowl.news/article/tech...

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Knit Buffalo’s Felted Buffalo

Last fall I sold at my first local event since moving to upstate New York, and there I connected with a fellow fiber enthusiast who travels the region selling hand dyed yarn and fiber out of a yarn van! She commissioned a little friend to travel along with the van

03.03.2026 20:44 — 👍 76    🔁 25    💬 2    📌 0

If you haven't called any of your reps yet, or it's been over 3 weeks, PLEASE call them today and tell them you oppose all ID verification bills.

It's great if you can include each bills name but if you get nervous and flub up, just mentioning you don't want any internet surveillance will work.

03.03.2026 20:17 — 👍 81    🔁 71    💬 0    📌 0
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Comfort Food - ZeroGrizz - Deltarune (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

>Spends day struggling to finish fic
>Finishes fic
>It's 1 AM
>Fuck it we ball

Queentenna feederism anyone? Anyone?? #deltatum #deltaruined No?? Just me??

(Big ups again to @eyegengrauu.bsky.social and @devilishcritter.bsky.social for peeping before I posted :3c)

27.02.2026 06:14 — 👍 25    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 0

The technological capabilities of the Iranian government are truly unparalleled if they actually killed 30k people in protests and we don’t have any evidence of that scale of mass death. 4 days into the bombing and I’ve seen pictures of hundreds of bodies.

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