Lucas Gillard

Hello… an Australian 🇦🇺 here. I’m sad to say that we also kidnap people (asylum seekers) and send them to (offshore) concentration camps. In fact, I’m fairly sure our policies in the last 2 decades are probably the inspiration for yours

Oh sorry I meant Susan’s mother

There are many Twin Peaks / Seinfeld cross overs. George’s mother (played by Grace Zabriskie) also played Laura Palmer’s mother

And Mark Frost’s nephew!! (Co-creator of Twin Peaks)

That first player has a dream surname for sub editors

You could get up Everest and back on one packet alone

How about Man City? Surely they won some trophies too this season

You’ll never believe who scored the goal by looking at this

(Conveniently close to the Imperial)

What’s the verdict?

Zeljko Kalac in goal!

Pre match refreshments at La Sirène brewery followed by the main event. I knew Preston v South Melbourne was going to be big, but this was way beyond expectations. The ground crackled with atmosphere the whole night, and the football was pretty decent too. A great start to the long weekend! 1/2

I hate to be THAT GUY, but Goldfinger was going to detonate a dirty bomb inside Fort Knox to destroy the gold inside and inflate the value of his own gold

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“He’s been a silly boy”

I believe there is some precedent

Protest at Stonewall tomorrow.

You can’t spell Stonewall without the T.

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

That man is 45 if he’s a day

When Jamie Pollock scored this unbelievable own goal!

Bloody Nora

Adam’s worst album, sadly

Just RT’d this over at the Bad Place and it was like shaking a jar of red ants. #fun

Most of the Business Plotters against FDR got away with it too. Democrats have a long history of letting fascists off to not make a scene

New Tesla logo just dropped.

Very strange

A slightly different year I assume!

I’ll rant properly later, but for now: