sing to her

Screenshot of a weather app showing the weather for League City, Texas. There will be a high of 61 degrees Farenheit and the description says “bundle up, it will feel like midwinter”

It's 44 this morning, which is cold no matter where you are. But I had to laugh at this forecast.

60 degrees! Bundle up!!

Thank you for signal boosting! I moved here recently and still trying to build a network so this is helpful!

“She has the worst sense of humor in the world. The fact that she thinks *I’m* funny makes me question whether I am actually funny at all.”

Lastly, shout out to @tacobell.bsky.social for bringing back Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos. 🌮

Weed in bed is the new breakfast in bed. Change my mind.

Kids these days all shoot concert videos vertically to optimize for IG and TikTok and it’s heartbreaking. You can tell how olde someone is by how they hold their phone.

The guy in front of me at the Doechii show is trying to post on IG and hash tag her, but he doesn’t know how to spell it. So I’m watching him Google it.

I’m glad the fireworks place has a military discount. I’ve heard how much vets enjoy fireworks.

An overgrown area by a hiking trail with a red, black and yellow snake tail jutting out

AHHHHH went on a hike in Sam Houston National Forest for our anniversary and we nearly stumbled into a (highly venomous) coral snake.

I told @blackscienceman.bsky.social last night:

“Those people all had a message for Donald Trump, but I had a message for all of them.”

Protest sign that says “the master’s tools will never dismantle the master’s house” with a picture of a guillotine

Protest sign that says “you can’t vote your way out of fascism” with a picture of a guillotine

My sign for the #NoKings #protest in #houston

Liberal white ladies hated it, but I got a “you know that’s right” about the Audre Lorde quote from a black lady so that’s all that matters. 😂

The Google Doorbell is absolutely terrible.

Guy at the airport has a NIN logo tattooed on his leg, but it’s backwards???

Instead of the second N being flipped, it’s the first.

I would be able to see you when I come visit Nora and my family!! But also would be sad to see you leave Seattle.

In case you were wondering how chaotic work has been - I just ended a meeting and took my glasses off instead of my headphones.

Final thoughts on #myfirstrodeo: It was mostly fun. I felt kind of sad and icky when they were roping and manhandling the calves. But the bucking broncos and bull riding were fun to watch!

Announcer: “This next bull is called Sticky Icky…”

Rodeo clown: “I think that’s an agricultural product!”

#myfirstrodeo

Our first rodeo!

Now I’m stressing about what to do when the national anthem plays. I haven’t stood for it in years, but we’re sitting front and center and I am not sure what will happen if I stand by my convictions. 😖

Literally at my first rodeo. The DJ did a sound check, then opened up with some Pearl Jam before moving on to the country music I expected. #TejasMeansFriend

Oh no! We’re watching a show and there’s a dog named Toast on it! Now we look like copycats, but we did it first!

“I think I’m a lot more angry than I am strong.” -Sean, agreeing that we might get too tired in a rage room

My whole heart 💜🧡💜🧡

Porta potty tipped over with cop inside, then kid is shot, Ohio officials say A 15-year-old boy showed up to the hospital with a gunshot wound, reports say.

I love how the headline says “kid is shot” and not “cop shot the kid”. Always shifting responsibility to some invisible third party shooter.

It’s never “cops beat the shit out of peaceful protestors”. It’s “protestors are beaten”.

Love it.

bad bunny preforming with closed captioning just saying speaking in non english and singing in non english

can’t wait for it!! #superbowl

Another win for boycotting!

YouTube video by flowlirico30 I Just Want BANG BANG BANG

I miss the old internet. It was a simpler time, where all we wanted was bang bang bang

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Watching TV with my dog, I’ve discovered that he woofs at the Ring doorbell noise, but not at the “normal” doorbell noise.

3 dogs wrestling chaotically on a floral bedspread

Me: “you girls better not be a renaissance painting rn”
The girls: