Benny

THEY MURDERED 60 KIDS IN AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL YOU FREAK

Learning a second language can be hard. Signing up for Pre-K and 3-K is easy.

Go to myschools.nyc to apply today. Deadline is tomorrow at midnight!

Somebody train an AI on the Twilight Struggle ruleset

I'm sorry to be this guy but the left really has to be against bribing the cops.

The one thing this administration believes:

Preferred treatment you get when bribing the cops is sacrosanct.

I went Luigi Mode yesterday (ate alone at a McDonalds in a distressed former industrial town in Pennsylvania)

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

Careful what you wish for here, Emma and Danny.

Rachel brings a good game in "the shit you like is actually reactionary" department.

And the ground of the shire is as fertile as the imagined English countryside it was written after.

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

A company name should at once convey a purpose and a corporate culture.

10/10 no notes

Honestly, I find palantir's nda offer v reasonable:

"You can see *all* but... It will bind you to our side, alter who you can tell, and shape how you act upon the world."

I'm so excited to share @policylabchop.bsky.social's new brief which reviews evidence behind economic security policies -- from Medicaid to cash assistance -- that state policymakers can leverage to support pregnant people & young kids. Where possible, we examine impacts for kids over the long term.

This speech scans as "Generational political talent"

I know he's not born in the US or whatever. Good thing the Constitution is fake.

They legalized bribery.

What did they think was going to happen!?!

That's one of them "you problems"

Homeland Security shutdown grows more likely as Republicans rebuff Democratic demands for ICE Senate Majority Leader John Thune said Thursday that demands made by Democrats for new restrictions on federal immigration officers are “unrealistic” and warned that the Department of Homeland Secu…

Senate Majority Leader John Thune said Thursday that demands made by Democrats for new restrictions on federal immigration officers are “unrealistic” and warned that the Department of Homeland Security will shut down next week if they do not work with Republicans and the White House.

We only want the good immigrants who study hard and don't commit crimes, unless they try to take little Brayleigh's (28 ACT, 1350 SAT) God-given slot at an Ivy away by being smarter, in which case Korematsu didn't go far enough

This is such childish shit.

We are truly fortunate that he's such a little bitch.

Gap year living in a tent or finding your true self, or whatever... it really has to be your 5th or 6th outing.

Not 7th and final.

Would have benefitted from going to a proper castle-type school with study abroad options

One of the key children's book truisms she could have benefitted from:

"do some cs lewis shit, stay out of trouble"

Don’s right. Let’s impeach him.

“Jeffrey’s— Jeffrey Epstein’s island”
👀

Trump's Unstoppable Movement

MAGA headlines tomorrow:

“Shit and move on: Hunter gatherers didn’t use toilets either”

“The manly art of sharting”

“Alpha move: Trump forces the media to smell his shit”

“Why Big Pharma wants you to hold it in — and why Trump said hell no”

Our society is bad because of inequality. But it's also bad because we gave car dealership franchisees state-protected monopolies and they run parts of rural America like petty tyrants.

These are separate problems and they may require separate solutions.

Yeah I mean their march is gonna suck pretty bad.

For me it's more a question of "OK billionaires, what rents are you willing to disrupt?".

"Oh just cab drivers? And hair stylists? That's interesting."

Fair that you were confused.

I saw a bunch of these type posts

bsky.app/profile/gwen...

These guys do suck (obviously).

But the idea that rent-seeking is a problem distinct from capitalism is not antisemitism.

It's contestable, sure. But it's not a dog whistle.