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David K. Gibson

@davidkgibson.com.bsky.social

Writer, mostly. Work in Wigleaf, McSweeney's, X-R-A-Y, and elsewhere.

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White guys who studied liberal arts...we're so fucking back.

10.04.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 341    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

Cardinals here, in the lady palms.

08.04.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A shrike. A grey/white bird with a black stripe across his face and a tiny hooked beak. So cute. And also they impale mice, lizards, and other prey on thorns.

A shrike. A grey/white bird with a black stripe across his face and a tiny hooked beak. So cute. And also they impale mice, lizards, and other prey on thorns.

Take some inspiration from the shrike. Be an adorable little guy with a flawless haircut who will impale his enemies on a spike to display to others as an example.

16.02.2024 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

It turns out my writing process is very much tied into typing; literally my brain has over the years tuned itself to compose at about the same speed as I can type. If I try to dictate a story it fucks up my process and I get frustrated. If one day I can't type, I may switch, but for now, no.

15.03.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 358    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 3

It’s like drinking a smoothie made from a nice restaurant’s garbage

13.03.2025 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 476    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 13

β€œThe scariest words in the English language are β€˜I’m from the private sector and I’m here to maximize efficiency.’”

07.03.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3110    πŸ” 901    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 20

My top five favorite 🍁 drug movies:

1) The QuΓ©bΓ©cois French Connection
2) New Jacques City
3) Pinecone Express
4) Drugstore Cowboy Junkies
5) Rush

10.03.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Obama and Biden may think they are honoring the office of the presidency by keeping quiet at a moment like this β€” if so that’s just preening vanity β€” they owe it to the office and to the Republic that until last month it served to speak up loudly and clearly and without relent.

28.02.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 12471    πŸ” 2480    πŸ’¬ 511    πŸ“Œ 357
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There’s infrastructure, and then there’s Dutch infrastructure.

And cycling on this infrastructural masterpiece, on top of a primary school, never bores!

25.02.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 314    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5
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U.S. Attorneys are not the President’s lawyers. They are the United States’ lawyers. You didn’t pledge an oath to a President, you pledged it to the constitution. This statement alone is reason enough to resign.

24.02.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 16063    πŸ” 4086    πŸ’¬ 480    πŸ“Œ 270

so is Harper’s gonna write a letter saying people should be allowed to say the truth out loud without losing their job or being persecuted by the government? when are they all gonna sign that one

24.02.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1599    πŸ” 264    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 8

I long for the days when nostalgia didn’t suck.

24.02.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.

22.02.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 22970    πŸ” 4350    πŸ’¬ 343    πŸ“Œ 286

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

20.02.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 11591    πŸ” 1679    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 73

This is interesting because the question is less what they will do as *legislators* and more what they will do as *politicians*. AOC is a member of the House minority, but she’s doing a lot of politics about all of this anyway.

20.02.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2738    πŸ” 434    πŸ’¬ 118    πŸ“Œ 29
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Letter from the Levant - On the Origin of the Pork Taboo - Archaeology Magazine - March/April 2025 Exploring ancient people’s shifting beliefs about rearing and eating pigs

A good long read on the history of religion and pork

archaeology.org/issues/march...

14.02.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Taking a shot of gin to get the incriminating odor of peanut butter cups off my breath.

14.02.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Guillotinesday, to all who celebrate.

13.02.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesterday, looking over a survey, I realized that I will not be turning 55 this year.

I'll be turning 55+.

Do not like.

12.02.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quite sure Elon wouldn’t pass the civics test I used to give 7th graders on checks and balances

11.02.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Has he ever taken a US civics class? Seen a single episode of Schoolhouse Rock? Gotten off the crank long enough to read more than 280 characters?

11.02.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hear me out: Orlando, Ontario

11.02.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to point out to the finance bros out there, all your tech stocks, pharma stocks, biotechnology, they are about to tank. You defund the NIH, the universities, the research infrastructure, who do you think is buying the 10x genomics plarforms? The novel monoclonals? The NMEs?

08.02.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 430    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 10

Maybe if we just sat the guy down and made him watch some Schoolhouse Rock.

04.02.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder how many US Civics classes Musk took growing up.

04.02.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Black and white photo of six Black men sitting in the chairs of where the supreme courts official portraits are taken. They all look Regal

Black and white photo of six Black men sitting in the chairs of where the supreme courts official portraits are taken. They all look Regal

#BlackHistoryMonth

Rare photo of the US Supreme Court building support staff posing while setting up for the SCOTUS group photo. January 1976. The photographer is unknown.

03.02.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1182    πŸ” 278    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

I love when people want to privatize government functions because of bureaucracy as if dealing with corporations isn’t spending 15 minutes in a phone tree to be put on hold for 20 more and get hung up on.

31.01.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 816    πŸ” 163    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 3
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I’m running for Mayor of Orlando because I believe in a future shaped by you.

That’s why I’m launching the Orlando’s Future Surveyβ€”a chance for residents, workers, and everyone who cares about our city to share their ideas, priorities, and aspirations.

29.01.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

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