Edward Tinkleman

Low self esteem bandit has the most embarassing day of his life when the sheriff puts up a wanted poster of him worth $1

Twitter rocks because if you mention them enough a fascist zionist paramilitary in direct contact with the president will start arguing with you in your mentions

It's like she's staring back at me

(FUN we are young) give me a second I I need to suck a dick I'm gay

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when you're on the couch and bro gets you

A white supremacist Twitter account followed by Vance & Musk whose operator claims to be Jewish to fend off criticism is actually run by the son of the President of Trinity Western, the Christian college that discriminated vs LGBT students then sued Canadian law societies for not accrediting it.

All that nasty shit I just said about my pillar you can say on Roblox

Bro's rising pillar put an awe in my bosom that transfixed me

bro is chiselling my pillar till it doth buckle

pillar and storehouse torture

bro worked my pillar with masterful masonry

Bro's pillar and storehouses are exceptionally full and well constructed

bro erected my pillar until the mortar set

Bro's rising pillar captivated me until my cement dried

Bro earthquaked on my pillar till it crumbled

(frusturated with your attitude) Who knocked down your pillar?

Kendrick two thirds through a song talking in some kind of robotic mantra voice:

You was in the club without clarity of purpose
Apple Bottom jeans the fruit of the loom of the serpent
Drinking Flaming Homers had you ignorant to Corinthians
In tavern sip and sin like father figure of Simpsons

So what is this? Some sort of rainforest cafe?

cashier, noticing i have 10 bags of dog treats on the belt: someone's a lucky boy getting all that!

me, suddenly scared, thinking she might know they're for me: i'm not going to eat all of that myself. that's for my fucking dog

remember the part of American History X where there's a blacks vs whites basketball game

playing with my peter no griffin

US Army: This is an old memo. DEl is dead at #USArmy The Army & the JAG Corps is in compliance with @POTUS executive orders and @Secdef orders. Libs of TikTok: Army JAG Joseph Berger "consolidated" DEl into the "Office of Professional and Organizational Development." Rebranding DEl is still DEl and violates Trump's EOs.

The Army kowtowing to Libs of TikTok lol