Clark Griswold

Why didn't the founding fathers call for term limits? In 1787, the year the constitution was ratified, life expectancy in the US, on average, was less than 38 years old. Nobody could have imagined these mother fuckers living past 60.

Iran? Where the fuck are the Epstien files?

I can only think of Quentin Tarratino's character in pulp fiction. "What a bunch of dorks".

Gen-X. Raised on Loonie Tunes, hose water, and neglect.

Rake-steppers. Each and every one of them.

Wait. What? Are you saying they are not? Which one got swallowed by a whale?

Is he saying they're coming after the Italians, Germans, and Scandinavians next?

One of the better ideas I’ve seen. Scott Galloway with his “Resist and Unsubscribe.
Resistandunsubscribe.com

Tom Brady, he's a dick. But he's also one of the best quarterbacks who has ever played the game. For you haters, yes your favorite team sucks and have for years. Instead of admitting it you look to for some excuse as to why. Grow up

I'm a Patriots fan and have been well before Robert Kraft bought the team. I am not a big Robert Kraft fan but I like to think I see him for what he is. He's a complicated human being with traits I like and ones I don't.

And where did English come from? Likewise borrowed.

NASA needs to study the incredible technology behind the docking ring that seals Pam Bondi's lips to Donald Trump's prolapsed anus.

The staffer's name is John Barron. He's 5' 11" near octogenarian with a single digit IQ and the complexion of a circus peanut.

Yeah they are all evil. But we need a poster child, and he think he fits quite well.

The Minnesota state legislature could stop ICE in its tracks today simply by banning the sale of energy drinks.

As Yoda says, Do. Or do not. Threaten is exactly the same as do not.

Get their plates. Maine SoS is refusing to issue them undercover license plates. Live stream your interactions. Never get between one of those big boys and food.

Bahw haw haw ha.

🇺🇸 WORDS FROM A PATRIOT:

"Today we remember that freedom is not free. We have to work at it, nurture it, protect it, and even sacrifice for it. May we never forget and always remember our brothers and sisters who have served so that we may enjoy the gift of freedom ...

Memory is a fragile thing in this moment, so it is important to keep in mind that Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his caucus against ICE funding earlier this week.

Wow. I didn't know Baby Gap sold Nazi overcoats.

I am hoping that after the United States loses its super power status and is demoted to a middle power nation, Mark Carney will let us join his coalition.

Why are you still trolling the swamp? The don't get it. It's like taking candy from from a flat-headed worm.

We need a nation wide general strike to protest the Trump administration's actions. Particularly what's going on in Minnesota. The pitchforks are going to come out. Better a strike than violence.

Smart and gets things done is still what matters the most. Culture come second.

Do hemorrhoids count?

Only if hemorrhoids count as internal bleeding

Love the Lockjaw reference. More people need to see that movie.

If we’ve learned anything these past few years, it's that:

1) Workers keep America going, not billionaires
2) Corporate profits don't trickle down to workers
3) Poverty is a policy choice
4) Health care is a human right
5) Strikes work

Let's keep fighting for a better world.

They didn't mean to hurt us, they just didn't care if they did.