The nice thing about being in the front row of a sexy clown show is that after a custard pie, I might get something else shoved in my face 😈😛

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Now someone give the clown a custard pie 😁😍

You look like the best ice cream sundae ever 😝

Save it up to have it be an extra creamy topping for a very special pie 😈

Oh wow 😛

Best thing to do while being slimed 😛

Fuuuuuuck! I am! 😝🤤

I will do! (Although I think you need to follow me in order for me to be able to DM you - right now the option isn’t appearing for me!)

Love these and need one! 😝

Incredible! 😍

Would *any* thick pink goo work? Could try a few buckets’ worth.

The intimacy of the pieing and sliming is also very… 🥵🫠🤤

This looks incredible! 🥵😛

V nice 😊🧡

Of you like this? Always 😛

Looks like a turn for the better 😈

Very glad it looks like you got both 😜

Looks like part of you was pointing at where the pie should go 😈

This is very nice to see! 😛

When do we get to see Goldilocks getting caught in bed by three bears? 😏😈

Tim is 🔥🥵!

Very cute!

Absolutely. It would be terrible (terrible!) if a pie meant for me ended up going in his face instead! Or slime ends up down his shorts or singlet when it should be down mine!

I’ll make sure to at least put on a token display of resistance 😏

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So will you two be on one team ganging up on me…? 😇

Sounds pretty reasonable to me 😜

Always. Gagging to 😝

Excellent! 😈🤤😛