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Crusty Slit

@bloopidybloop.bsky.social

I just want to watch grisly horror movies in a tastefully decorated room (He/Him)

1,280 Followers  |  362 Following  |  808 Posts  |  Joined: 01.07.2023  |  1.8305

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Blah blah tits blah blah

20.09.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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#pixelart #artpost

19.09.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3886    πŸ” 1014    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 2

πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

12.09.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trying something a little different for the 3 times a year I go out to a party at a gay bar

12.09.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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BECAUSE NOBDOY EVER TAKES PICS OF ME SO THEY ARE ALL SELFIES

21.08.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Need any beach chairs carried? I can handle two - maybe three - of those at once. No big deal.

20.08.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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It was a titty kind of morning

30.06.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 164    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh hey I never shared this pic here anyway bye!

17.06.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Growing little by little!! 😁

15.04.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IS THAT TATTOO WHAT I THINK IT IS

15.04.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I literally posted the wrong pic and only had this screenshot because the insta post had 69 likes and I thought it was funny 🫠πŸ₯΄

15.04.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Biiiiig stretch

14.04.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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The gym is done and I’ve flipped the lever that initiates the process by which the entire structure will now begin to sink into a hidden bog below 😈

07.03.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I am quite literally always a furnace so no worries there 😁

03.03.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sunday cuddles?

03.03.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Long story short, my ass has gotten fatter πŸ₯Ή

02.03.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s all you, handsome 😍

02.03.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😘

02.03.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Idk what this is but here it is

22.02.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Hope everyone gets to eat an entire box of chocolates today (I’m not a gainer - my fat ass just loves chocolate πŸ₯°)

14.02.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 230    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s gotten to the point where I open one of these apps up and almost immediately see something I don’t like and therefore close it again. Maybe I’m just not a social media girlie anymore!

12.02.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who wants to watch The Menu with me?

09.02.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 225    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck do I enjoy cheese

07.02.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all really do love to vague-post on here, eh? So I’ll just say this bluntly - I think @jjskyhopper.bsky.social is a piece of shit 😘

06.02.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And I love them both equally πŸ₯Ή

06.02.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can kinda see my quads through my thigh fat now 😌

06.02.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That demon has been expelled 😌

05.02.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What are you going on about NOW

05.02.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like we’re ALL very impressed by how strong you are, you big manly man muscle man but shut the *fuck* up πŸ₯΄

22.01.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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