it’s ttoiיָעֵל (Yaelliott)

It also has to be able to be blamed on a woman to be a disaster.

Some of the most atrocious writing on the planet, and that’s before ever getting to the story.

I just screamed.

Fun fact: That piece you think of as “you know, that circus music…” it’s titled “Entry of the Gladiators” - befitting anthem for this clown show.

Also, what’s taking the picture?

Damn. My money was on this happening Monday. Whiplash.

That does meet even the strictest definition of nice sweater.

Quite the low-key Pendleton Westerly/Cowichan flex 😁

My friend is a double-amputee. You are grossly misunderstanding the situation in that getting protheses *that work and fit correctly* is a many, many-years long battle. You would not believe what people go through. It boggles.

Insulin pumps

But was the toilet he snorted off of them gold?

A couple of days ago it refused to acknowledge “concomitant.” Like, WTF.

I came here to say same. Mine is ~15lbs but he bulldozes me off the bed. He must have maximum contact area and I apparently scooch away throughout the night. He’s like velcro.

Star fruit.

I wish it were completely tasteless.

Here's the floor plan for the new ICE concentration camp in Georgia. Look familiar? Let's take a look at some similar blueprints throughout history.

My first thought was, this HAS to be AI. This is over the top stupid anti-humanity. But no, it’s just epic sociopathology in action.

As an aside, my go-to robot villain is the one in Heavy Metal in the Plutonium Nyborg segment - you know… the one that looks just like Jared Kushner 🤣

a man in a black uniform is making a funny face while standing in front of a microphone . Alt: Bob Geldof as Pink in a black uniform and no eyebrows makes a white power sign while standing in front of a microphone in the movie The Wall.

From the country that brought us The Wall, no less. Sheesh.

A mere 1/12 of the day. In the scope of an hour, that would be just 5 min after all!

It’s like the stupidest damned Cards Against Humanity draw:

Black card:
Area 51 finally revealed _______

Winning white card:
To distract from widespread pedophilia

I love her hair (mine is plain as day), and as someone who *used* to dye, it is amazingly precise and neat. I have been thinking though how one would execute on that design *and* keep the lines crisp. It’s an engineering marvel.

To paraphrase Morrissey: 🎼Skate your life, just walk right out onto the ice and glide 🎶

Yes! Bio tech like oh I dunno mRNA vaccines, especially for cancers.

a yellow flag with brawndo on it is flying in the wind Alt: a yellow flag with brawndo on it is flying in the wind

BRAWNDO! It’s what plants craaaaaaaave.

And the ski hill debacles. At some point you have to call it and say something about the course/facility is whacked.

I’m kinda digging the thought of looking for an opportunity to say something is a “true herring.”

Strøget story: Visiting, I walked through this one section several times, and each time was like “oof, a rat has died - the SMELL!” Then I got curious and looked for it. It turned out it was a cheese shop I was smelling! I dropped some coin. It was the yummiest stink ever.

Absolutely can confirm.

“No, really, this will only take a minute…”

I envision a return to serfdom, and I am told others have called this “techno feudalism” where the vast majority of wealth exists in a feudal lord class, who more or less exchange wealth amongst themselves, and the rest of us pay rents to exist. We don’t actually own anything or have mobility means.