Very 🫘

He always gets the tiny hands to scale!

I once took a week-long vacation in 1983 when I was 23 and staying in a friend’s timeshare.

It’s been a while. I’m retiring this year.

Oh! I know!

They are protecting the pedophiles in the pedo-files!

When we’re down to one airline, one media corporation and one meat processor, would that be actual communism?

They just want to play with ALL their new toys!

How about Dilley Detention Center or Alligator Alcatraz?

He actually says that when you squeeze him!

Post by djt: Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump When you watch Low IQ Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib, as they screamed uncontrollably last night at the very elegant State of the Union, such an important and beautiful event, they had the bulging, bloodshot eyes of crazy people, LUNATICS, mentally deranged and sick who, frankly, look like they should be institutionalized. When people can behave like that, and knowing that they are Crooked and Corrupt Politicians, so bad for our Country, we should send them back from where they came — as fast as possible. They can only damage the United States of America, they can do nothing to help it. They should actually get on a boat with Trump Deranged Robert De Niro, another sick and demented person with, I believe, an extremely Low IQ, who has absolutely no idea what he is doing or saying - some of which is seriously CRIMINAL! When I watched him break down in tears last night, much like a child would do, I realized that he may be even sicker than Crazy Rosie O'Donnell, who is right now in Ireland trying to figure out how to come back into our beautiful United States. The only difference between De Niro and Rosie is that she is probably somewhat smarter than him, which isn't saying much. The good news is that America is now Bigger, Better, Richer, and Stronger than ever before, and it's driving them absolutely crazy! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

Imagine having a president that could write as eloquently as Obama.

In contrast (ignore my highlighting):

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👉🏽 BIDEN did it! 👈🏽

(Sure, dude)

Alison, you’re supposed to be sipping a mai-tai (or several) on a beach and reading a trashy novel right now!!

I’ll recommend “My Friends” by Fredrik Backman, although it’s an excellent novel and not remotely trashy!

(I’ll even let you borrow my Hawaiian library card if you don’t tell anyone)

Technically it’s two concentric circles, but that’s just my OCD talking.

Oooooh, that’s gonna hurt some feelings.

Calculator showing 42,695×10,000,000,000=4.27×10¹⁴ 4.2695e14

Soooooo, what’s 42,695 x $10B?

(You know it’s a big number when there’s an “e” in it)

It comes out to $427 TRILLION.

We’re all gonna be RICH!!!!

😁

“No speak English”

Can’t wait to see all the gritfty corporations rushing to open sanatoriums!

Someone’s gotta get rich from this.

There is no depth to which their cruelty will not plunge.

From NPR (link above): Flavor Flav was quick to offer an alternative. "If the USA Women's Hockey Team wants a real celebration and invite... I'll host them in Las Vegas," the rapper wrote on his official Instagram channel. "Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I'm sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real."

Flavor Flav to the rescue for the Gold Medal-winning USA Women’s Hockey Team!!

Flavor Flav is among women’s hockey team fans outraged by presidential snub

www.npr.org/2026/02/24/n...

Honestly, I’d be fine with Bondi enjoying time with Maxwell at Camp Prison as long as she’s behind bars.

So things ARE looking up!

Or we’re down here looking up at the prices as they skyrocket to MARS!

(I mean, the moon because Mars is too far away.)

These children ARE NOT MURDERERS AND GANG MEMBERS.

(Sorry for yelling)

A Mr. Bill dog toy on a floor with rainbow light from prisms

Always!

She said Mr. Bill was fine last time she saw him.

[Insert comment that would get me blocked by TSA]

An adorable scruffy black and white dog with earnest eyes

My dog would chew up the spatula.

(This is her “I’d never!” face)

“I’M A VICTIM!!”

Red book cover for Retribution by Jonathan Karl - Trump shortly after his ear injury holding up his fist

Current book:

Retribution
By @jonathankarl.bsky.social

This is going to be difficult without watching, but I’ll make my predictions as to which ones he’ll say.

So who’s going home without their medal?

And are those chocolate medals he’s handing out?

I can think of several men for whom this would apply!