Conga

@jamesgunn.bsky.social who at the Daily Planet loves Addison Rae (bet’s on Jimmy idk why)

Does anyone still use this

You eat big ol bowls of poop for breakfast don’t you

2112 is the best album ever because I can’t find another one that has a 20 minute space rock opera that ends and then goes to a song about how cool growing weed is

Punk is the best thing ever because you’ll have one guy playing the most immaculate bass line of all time and some other people on meth and they’re the greatest band to exist

Random opinion but I need a Lex Luthor where he’s driven from fascination to hatred. I love spiteful hater Luthor so much but I think a good writer could make us love and then despise Lex via the aforementioned character progression

Oh boy what a wonderful and pure character I sure hope a gut wrenching event doesn’t happen to him

I love chocolate ice cream it tastes like how guys who smoke cigars smile

Electric guitar? Who’s Ric Guitar? What’re their policies? Ha! Hahahaha, haha. Woo, that was a good one. Hahahahaha. Haha, hahahaha. Hahahahahahaaha. Hahahahaha hahahaha. Haha, ha, hahahahahaa. Hahahahaha. Hahaha. Hahahaahhahahahaha haha, hahaha. Man that was funny. Haahahahaha. Hahahahaha, ha. Haha

Bonesaw? Bone saw what? Ha! Hahahaha, haha. Woo, that was a good one. Hahahahaha. Haha, hahahaha. Hahahahahahaaha. Hahahahaha hahahaha. Haha, ha, hahahahahaa. Hahahahaha. Hahaha. Hahahaahhahahahaha haha, hahaha. Man that was funny. Haahahahaha. Hahahahaha, ha. Haha. Hahaha. Hahahaaha. Hahahahahahaha

This is one of my son’s all-time favorite Calvin & Hobbes strips

🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*

Let’s do it tomorrow

You’re next.

New goal in life is to get enough notoriety to be on Last Meals and then kill myself immediately afterwards

@conrarmurderburger.bsky.social

Need me a spider-man comic where he just fully lets go and wipes the floor with like. Everyone. Avengers try to stop him? Nope. Fantastic Four? Never stood a chance. X Men? Now they may actually- just fucking kidding, wiped. Like the only thing that could stand in his way are the fucking gods

doctor: your blood glucose is over 800

cookie monster: is that bad

doctor: sir it's deadly

Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie

if you take blink-182 and add twenty one pilots then add matchbox twenty then subtract another blink-182, the sum 41

World domination

If yall haven’t listened to Instant Crush by Daft Punk and Julian Casablancas I will eat you alive

Personally I would crush people’s skulls by pushing in their eyes for a dollar slice but that’s just me ig

I don’t really like that R comes before S in the alphabet, I think we should storm the capital over this

How do I reach this level of hater

She’s called Organa the Feller for a reason big dawg, and I know everyone’s gonna come for Dante. Still get chills when I think about when Leland the Cautious said “he hath nary a regret, yet the council shall feel such with haste for choosing not to exile.” Went hard

Bro actin like Malachi the Unfelled is gonna make semis when his next duel is with Organa the Feller 💀

Do yall think Skonglack the Hated will bring home the W for the Necromancer Guild or will we see an upset from Ghorghor the Accusatory at this years wizard duels

me:

professor x: yes, i can read minds

me:

professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one