I share your pain. But apparently Copilot will be my saviour 😒

If my feet smelled of oranges, Princess wouldn't leave them alone. She's partial to a segment or three.

Ooh, I'm mildly jealous, but I don't think a podiatrist would be impressed with my hairy trotters.

Happy birthday, V
Relax in tranquility
Cake priority

#BirthdayHaiku

Good job you clarified. I was about to send you a hard hat.

Ho, ho, ho. Some of the local stores started stocking Christmas stuff in July! I'm sure the Easter eggs will be out for Halloween.

Moi? 😉

Your extraordinary use of Excel functions has obviously overworked the CPU.

Ive replaced 'significant cognitive disadvantage' with 'happier'.

I was wondering where you got to. Thought it was a bit quiet. Hope you're OK

Same to you, V. I live for your next shitpost. 💙

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Yes...unless it's me that you need to let down.

I'm pleased to say I have never been in an IKEA store.

It'll come in handy for his side job in 3 months.

Satisfactorily. Well they won but not convincingly.

You can ask

Well, I suppose the French symbol is a big cock. Its even on their football strips.

I love the chewy ones. But o don't know how you stop at two or three simultaneously. I'm known to have had at least half a dozen in one go.

Love this. Frame it and put it on your wall with pride.

People usually do when I show them. I won't mention my other party tricks then.

I can, but then again, I am hypermobile. I can also dislocate my thumb for fun.

Manchester United will win this year's Carabao Cup....oh.

And rebooting the router never works. I think it's Virgin server issues. I have to resort to hotspotting the work iphone.

Not today, but last Friday was a mare.

We do have days out with one special doggy friend who happens to own a retired colleague so I get to catch up with them whilst she parties.

I've been reading about people using AI to write their legal speeches for use in Court. Needless to say it made up case law and legislation so they lost their case and were potentially on the hook for costs.

I love eating Princesses birthday cake on her behalf!

Whether I'm in a shirt of t-shirt, I'll still be in my shorts - Teams doesn't see my knees. Morning V.

Happy to provide an ear if you need to vent, V.