Eephus Tosser

No balls, two strikes, you get him to chase on a triple-digit four-seamer at his armpit and he doinks it off the fair pole. What a sport.

How the heck do you get around on this pitch?

I can't stand him, but Aaron Judge is such a great hitter, man.

A screenshot from an Instagram post: "Is It Okay To Root For The Dodgers? Fans Torn Between Love of Game and Fascism."

Remarkable.

Thinking about the time when the Dodgers said the Yankees played sloppy defense and the Yankees got very mad and I guess decided to keep playing sloppy defense out of spite.

I would go so far as to say that competing for a playoff spot until the very last day of the season despite an IL that could win the AL Central is a mark in his favor.

Imagining the Texas National Guardsmen writing teary heart-felt letters to their sweethearts back home the first time they encounter the strange phenomenon of "pedestrians."

Blake Treinen paying homage to Charlie Kirk by stinking to high heaven.

Haha sorry, I didn't even scroll up to see the rest of the thread.

I'm sure there's nothing to the Red Sox scapegoat following Mookie and J.D. to the Dodgers, them immediately winning a World Series, and now they mysteriously have everyone's signs in the postseason. The Reds' top ten pitching staff were surely just "all tipping their pitches." Nothing to see here.

That's why I say "whatever moral high ground existed." Like, even if we concede 2017—something we absolutely should not do—that man is CURRENTLY working for that team.

Man, whatever moral high ground once existed eroded the second the Dodgers hired J.T. Watkins.

In the Plaschke tradition.

If the Mariners hold on to win, this game could prove to be Finnegan's wake.

Alden González does not know who Jorge Polanco is because Alden González does not watch baseball outside of L.A.

Mariners vs. Tigers is the plot of Life of Pi btw.

Three bags filled with Red Rome, Fuji, and Evercrisp apples.

Man, I just picked so many apples yesterday. I'm not going to a grocery store for more.

Same guy who wrote this btw.

Look. I only know one Chappel Roan song. I cannot scale this joke.

Call me Apple Roan because I'm in the Pink Lady club.

Teams that Trey Yesavage has beaten in professional baseball this year:

- Fort Myers Mighty Mussels
- Clearwater Threshers
- Tri-City Dust Devils
- Hartford Yard Goats
- the New York Yankees in the MLB Postseason

Two dudes whom despite their best efforts have no power in Canada.

In my experience, Donald Trump giving a speech usually IS a bunch of Yankees getting embarrassed.

The roof must be closed in Toronto.

If the Yankees homered every time they put the ball in play, they would currently be down by 3.

Really want to pull the trigger on some studio lighting but then it feels like I'm definitely doing this photography thing and not just farting around with it.

This post prompted me to see if @weatherpeens.bsky.social was on this website.

Calling it now:

If there is one thing on this big ol' green planet Earth worse than dick-wagging, cigar-chomping, "27 rings" Yankees fans; it is sensitive, underdog, "no one believes in us" Yankees fans

Man I can't lie I did not put this with the AI discourse until now.

Being John Mallet Cock, A Bitch.

I have stumbled into the zeitgeist

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