Eephus Tosser

The good news is that it leaves Dallas just as quickly.

It's the bottom of the sixth and the eleventh pitcher (combined between both teams) is in the game.

Loathe as I am to hand anything to MLB, I would kill for a three-batter minimum right now.

Big West fever, baby. Catch it!

Four innings and four pitchers later, the Titans have a no-hitter going and lead 3-0.

You find someone—anyone—else to take that ball, and if you can't, then you immolate the ball and yourself on sight.

Or maybe you did!

As a once-athletic dude with a waistline and an age both barreling toward fifty, this is my greatest fear, and one reason why I am always happy to be behind the netting.

Man, you absolutely cannot come back from this. I would change my name and move to another county.

Starter Jason Krakoski got just four outs for CSUF, but one of them was a swinging K on Roch Cholowsky, so that's something.

It's fun to watch Gasparino hit dingers because he isn't even all that strong; he just uses his long levers and good bat speed so well.

Week 3 Evaluator’s Notebook: Western Michigan @ CSUN I spent Friday and Saturday at CSUN as the Matadors took on Western Michigan, and Sunday was spent watching Cal State Bakersfield against Texas Tech on ESPN+. Streaming notes differ widely from in-…

Publishing late this week, but the new Weekend Notebook is up, with thoughts on CSUN, Cal State Bakersfield, and Western Michigan.

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The Bruins have six victories over ranked opponents, including a pair of run-rule wins. The Titans only have four wins on the season.

Tough midweek matchup tonight for Cal State Fullerton, who finally got their bats going this weekend against Xavier. They're headed to UCLA to take on the number one team in the country, who just handed No. 23 Texas A&M and No. 4 Mississippi State their first losses of the season over the weekend.

He rebuilt the military during his first term? The one that happened *before* Sleepy Joe Biden gave everything away?

Week 3 Evaluator’s Notebook: Western Michigan @ CSUN I spent Friday and Saturday at CSUN as the Matadors took on Western Michigan, and Sunday was spent watching Cal State Bakersfield against Texas Tech on ESPN+. Streaming notes differ widely from in-…

Publishing late this week, but the new Weekend Notebook is up, with thoughts on CSUN, Cal State Bakersfield, and Western Michigan.

bigwestdugout.com/2026/03/02/w...

I don't think he has much clue where any of his pitches are landing, but my toxic scouting trait is that I'd be sure I could fix him.

This absolutely slaps on day three of a backpacking trip through the backcountry.

Watching the Utah-LMU stream on my lunch break and the Lions are running out Zach DenDekker, a 6'8" righty who throws 94, in a Monday start. Five-pitch mix for the Orange Coast Juco transfer.

I... also feel like it's wildly obvious that it's a way to distinguish the country from the hemisphere? Like, I must be missing something? Help?

If your response to someone posting about being a fan is to bring up the cheating scandal, you will get blocked, but I want you to know that it's only because you're not interesting and you provide zero value to the internet.

They're not.
They never were.

Being an Astros fan is discovering a really exciting prospect and wondering which of the 29 other teams he's going to play his entire career for.

Imagining Tom Browning coming to my bar mitzvah, getting sloshed on Manischewitz and hitting on my aunt Karen the entire time.

This rules.

Cal State Fullerton's offense has had a hard time getting it going this season, but the bats are alive today. After an opposite-field home run by Paul Contreras is their third of the day and puts them up on Xavier, 8-0, with just one out in the second inning.

He has never suffered a single consequence in his life. It's insane to think he's just all of a sudden worried about it now.

Honestly tired of everything being called a distraction. People dying is not a distraction. Trump is killing people because he wants to kill people. He does not give a fuck about the Epstein files.

5-0 Runners after Morisaki hits the third home run of the top of the first.

Cal State Bakersfield has brought three hitters to the plate against Texas Tech and they lead 3-0.

The same thing you should always be doing: Root against Ohio State.