Eephus Tosser

Week 3 Evaluator’s Notebook: Western Michigan @ CSUN I spent Friday and Saturday at CSUN as the Matadors took on Western Michigan, and Sunday was spent watching Cal State Bakersfield against Texas Tech on ESPN+. Streaming notes differ widely from in-…

Publishing late this week, but the new Weekend Notebook is up, with thoughts on CSUN, Cal State Bakersfield, and Western Michigan.

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The Bruins have six victories over ranked opponents, including a pair of run-rule wins. The Titans only have four wins on the season.

Tough midweek matchup tonight for Cal State Fullerton, who finally got their bats going this weekend against Xavier. They're headed to UCLA to take on the number one team in the country, who just handed No. 23 Texas A&M and No. 4 Mississippi State their first losses of the season over the weekend.

He rebuilt the military during his first term? The one that happened *before* Sleepy Joe Biden gave everything away?

Week 3 Evaluator’s Notebook: Western Michigan @ CSUN I spent Friday and Saturday at CSUN as the Matadors took on Western Michigan, and Sunday was spent watching Cal State Bakersfield against Texas Tech on ESPN+. Streaming notes differ widely from in-…

Publishing late this week, but the new Weekend Notebook is up, with thoughts on CSUN, Cal State Bakersfield, and Western Michigan.

bigwestdugout.com/2026/03/02/w...

I don't think he has much clue where any of his pitches are landing, but my toxic scouting trait is that I'd be sure I could fix him.

This absolutely slaps on day three of a backpacking trip through the backcountry.

Watching the Utah-LMU stream on my lunch break and the Lions are running out Zach DenDekker, a 6'8" righty who throws 94, in a Monday start. Five-pitch mix for the Orange Coast Juco transfer.

I... also feel like it's wildly obvious that it's a way to distinguish the country from the hemisphere? Like, I must be missing something? Help?

If your response to someone posting about being a fan is to bring up the cheating scandal, you will get blocked, but I want you to know that it's only because you're not interesting and you provide zero value to the internet.

They're not.
They never were.

Being an Astros fan is discovering a really exciting prospect and wondering which of the 29 other teams he's going to play his entire career for.

Imagining Tom Browning coming to my bar mitzvah, getting sloshed on Manischewitz and hitting on my aunt Karen the entire time.

This rules.

Cal State Fullerton's offense has had a hard time getting it going this season, but the bats are alive today. After an opposite-field home run by Paul Contreras is their third of the day and puts them up on Xavier, 8-0, with just one out in the second inning.

He has never suffered a single consequence in his life. It's insane to think he's just all of a sudden worried about it now.

Honestly tired of everything being called a distraction. People dying is not a distraction. Trump is killing people because he wants to kill people. He does not give a fuck about the Epstein files.

5-0 Runners after Morisaki hits the third home run of the top of the first.

Cal State Bakersfield has brought three hitters to the plate against Texas Tech and they lead 3-0.

The same thing you should always be doing: Root against Ohio State.

Too much variance in baseball dads. You really have to divide them into the ones who will and the ones who will not hate-crime you.

Baseball moms > WAGs

You know it's woke because it's USA Today not USA 1950.

Leftist sleeper agent Bob Nightengale has been activated.

My focus may be California and particularly the Big West, but I grew up as a Michigan sports fan, and it is always exciting to me to get a chance to see the maize and blue in action.

This starts a nice, extended west coast swing for Michigan — ten of their next eleven games will take place in the state of California — during which time I'm hoping to get multiple looks.

Wait until they find out what happens if everyone buys the "cheaper cuts" of meat.

How is it that the only way I can do deep work is to hike up the side of a mountain? Annoying.

This is offal advice.

It is profoundly annoying that I have to move this stupid lumpy body every single day for my entire life just in order for it to function properly.