Prof Shaw - The Math Prof Who Loves You

Every American needs to watch this:

Sometimes a young progressive just needs someone to be condescending

Maybe he can do a favor for someone and they can give him their trophy and he can pretend it is his?

Yeah, yeah, I'm posting a meme.

I have a way, too! It is called "Simple Arithmetic." Google has a built in calculator if you find it hard to divide or multiply by two.

Sometimes I feel like a hobbit in LOTR. Not one of the four who had access to the big magic kill switch that would make the bad army go away. Like a 125 year old hobbit whose job it was to install pretty windows into hobbit holes and just saw everything going on and couldn't do much.

Reformed January 6th participant (who refused a pardon): “You can't gaslight me. I was there. I saw the officers being pepper sprayed. I watched one of them fall down and hit his head and his back. So don't be telling me it wasn't violent.”

I can't even.

I'm glad she is ok.

I'm not religious. So this is weird: Couple next to me are talking about shoes. The woman keeps going on about which is more important to her this kind of sole or that kind of sole. All I want to do is say "maybe you should give more thought to your most important sole, your immortal soul."

Me too

I have been thinking of Pinky and the Brain. Sing with me.
The debtor and the Jew
The debtor and the Jew
One was your friend
The other was you
The others you don't like
You left that open mic
The debtor, the debtor and the Jew Jew Jew Jew JEW *Oy!*

I read this article and don't see the advantage over just using your phone.

What happens in the black hole STAYS in the black hole.

I thought I was the only human being alive who listens to this album. Maroon

She was in her late 20s, speaking to a customer. I didn't hear what he said. She said, "Serious as a heart attack." From body language I gathered she was giving him some good news, and he said something like, "Seriously?"

I like it when people in their 20s use old tymey phrases.

Rewatching The Suicide Squad while doing household tasks.

I remembered it as being good - it is better than I remembered. It is excellent.

So the Dems are giving in?

Special for this week only (Nov 6 - 13), and only for fellow liberals! If you follow my account this week, I will give you a free pass on one anti-Semitic statement! People under 20 get two! First time followers only, not valid in Texas.

Just heard this - if Democratic Party leadership found a magic lamp, and was granted three wishes, they'd negotiate down to one, and then use that wish for something they thought Republicans would like.

My name is Doug and I 100% accept this "I told you so."

This is like Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, owning an online football gambling app.

If you want to see the Libertarian response, watch the video with the sound off.

Like the old saying goes, if he follows through the average IQ of both places will go up.

Question for experienced, successful teachers:

Over your career, have you:
a) Become a good teacher
b) Become good at convincing your students you are a good teacher
c) Become good at convincing yourself you are a good teacher

I'm doubting my default answer today.

"So I dated this guy who claimed to have been a contortionist."
"Were you impressed?"
"Nah, not the flex he thought it was"

Thanks to the wonders of voice recognition, I have now texted a friend and told her that the gaps in my tiles have now been filled in with cock

And Tucker Carlson? Def. rabies.

He has actually said some pretty interesting things about his time on the Man Show, and how he has evolved.

This is a weird way to end cancel culture!

If you can't name the speaker of the Minnesota House nor the Minnesota Senator that were shot dead, then you can shut up about Charlie Kirk.