That's what I use. Gotta get it innnn there!
12.11.2025 01:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@vivien3daggers.bsky.social
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That's what I use. Gotta get it innnn there!
12.11.2025 01:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I use 25s and need a two-handed grip.
12.11.2025 00:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0401k go splat
11.11.2025 23:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0captains log stardate november. freezin my lil weenis off
11.11.2025 06:27 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0You got this
11.11.2025 23:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need to time my Sudafed just right so I have the best possible time out at the book event.
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2nite 8pm c U there
Growing a muscle is a serious commitment. You have to feed it and train it and take it to the doctor if it gets sick.
11.11.2025 22:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1correct!
11.11.2025 20:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you gotta post for yourself!
11.11.2025 20:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i know why kids today cant read, and it's a simple barrier to entry problem:
when i was younger, words were printed clearly so anyone could see them.
now that i'm old they print all the words blurry on purpose so you need special glasses to see them.
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11 Nov 2025
11.11.2025 20:04 β π 507 π 134 π¬ 5 π 14sports where doing the thing gives you more than one point are absurd.
a true sport gives out only one point at a time.
in this way the trans and cis are alike.
11.11.2025 17:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0need me to call 911 for a wellness check for you?
11.11.2025 17:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0we could have a new and better constitution if we wanted it.
11.11.2025 17:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0On this Veterans' Day I get paid time and a half.
11.11.2025 16:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ooough. ouch.
11.11.2025 15:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i hate this son of a bitch so much.
11.11.2025 15:20 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0imagine holding a jelly in your hand and squeezing it tight!
unpleasant!
be sure to forget, folks: chaos is increased when order is imposed!
but remember: if you remember it, it won't work, so be sure to forget!
In my new game "Cradled in the fist of the tyrant", players will learn that inner peace comes from submission to, and repeating mantras of apologia for, authority - no matter how much that authority aims to destroy them utterly.
It's going to have awesome combat rules, obviously.
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11.11.2025 13:16 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Calvin peeing on the fash
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11.11.2025 13:51 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0January 20, 1981
11.11.2025 11:08 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Salt, Fat, Acid, Ranch
10.11.2025 23:38 β π 32 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0nancy, fuck her immediately up.
10.11.2025 20:35 β π 30 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0they have PvP if you meet enough writers.
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