I admire your optimism.

Came for the numberwang. Not disappointed.

Things are now getting serious. Trump has just announced a additional 34% tariff on the time Popmaster contestants get to say hello to everyone they know.

Cat pic + pc = follow. Can't argue with the maths...

YouTube video by Cloudbuster Karel Fialka | Hey Matthew | 1987 | Music Video 4K

Ok, some of you asked for it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1xm...

Hahaha hahahaha. That was good. Haven't even heard of most of those movies either. And I'm ok with that.

Fringe After a dramatic Edinburgh Fringe in 2023 which saw universal acclaim from the critics, and a far less impressive verdict from Edinburgh Royal Infirmary, the...

My last Edinburgh show,a wild musical ride through joke theft, GB News and awards shows, was rudely interrupted by an angry drunk heckler, and two heart attacks.
It has been an action packed two years....
www.thestand.co.uk/fringe/2450/...

Wild. They are not like us. At all.

Ugh! Man flu. 1/10 do not recommend.

Posted without comment.

The purest love there is. ❤️

Didn't know I needed this untill I saw it. Genius!

What a lovely wee photo.

3 years of war, death. Yet, the brave people in Ukraine do not give up.

They could live in peace this second if Putin would stop his aggression.

They deserve support from the West. Not cynical mockery.

Europe must stay united and strong. Especially now.

That is frankly hilarious. Thank you for cheering me up at least!

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The process of selecting a new Pope.

I always wondered if it went both ways so to speak

Ew!

Oh this is good!

This weekend I’ll be opening for Nina Conti at…

Friday - Dunfermline Alhambra Theatre

Saturday - Edinburgh Queens Hall

Sunday - Glasgow Kings Theatre

Monday - Aberdeen Tivoli Theatre.

And yes, I will be selling my book after each show. ✌️💚

Hormetic response to pesticides in diapausing bees | Biology Letters Pollinators face declines and diversity loss associated with multiple stressors, particularly pesticides. Most pollination services are provided by annual bees that undergo winter diapause, and many common pesticides are highly soluble in water and move ...

Pesticide contamination of soil and plants contributes to bee decline.

Bees' response to a neonicotinoid insecticide is complex. Hormesis is observed with beneficial effects on early survival while lifespan and reproductive success decline.

🧪 🌍 🌱 🐝

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I’m off to Australia soon.Here is where there’s tickets:
Canberra accessible only
Hobart last 2 tix
Adelaide last tix
Melbourne tix on 12th
Geelong sold out
Perth tix
Newcastle last tix Sydney tix on 20th
Brisbane accessible only
Cairns last few tix

Tix sarahmillican.co.uk/late-bloomer...

Morning sir!

Maybe this year will be the year me and my lovely wife finally get to see you live. You never know...

Spittin' wisdom today!

Ouch.

God I miss Janey.

Cancer risk and screening - OUTpatients Introducing our new screening information booklet for the transgender, non-binary and gender-diverse community.

It's World Cancer Day today and we want to highlight and celebrate the OUTpatients, the UK's LGBTIQ+ Cancer Charity. They do so much important work.

Read the OUTpatients booklet about trans people's cancer risk and screening:

This. So true..