tree-bee

yes

the answer is yes.

think of the worst answer and that’s what it’ll choose to do.

the paranoid mango mofo would wiretap its own spawn just to hear who hated it the least (= ‘and i’m eric’ cuz that’s the dumbest spawn)

Please pay attention.

it’s funny

cuz it’s true

the mango mofo = shite for brains.

so now we’re denegrating shite?
at least it serves a purpose. feeding dung beetles.

“Front Page of the Day:

He will not be deterred.

#ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files “

The FBI As We Knew It is Gone It took a hundred years to create the Bureau as we knew it. And it took one dinner at the White House to destroy it.

I know we have seen a lot of agencies being hobbled and dismantled over the last six months. But the coup happening at the FBI should worry you the most asharangappa.substack.com/p/the-fbi-as...

are we sure rfk didnt do it???

after its daily swim in pond scum it’d be camouflaged enough we wouldnt see its usual wrinkled burnt jerky color.

“Has RFK Jr released a statement praising the vaccine crank who shot up the CDC yet?”

Trump Administration Threatens to Take Over Harvard’s Patents The move is the latest escalation in the White House’s battle with the Ivy League school.

The Commerce Department threatening to take over Harvard's patents shows the extent to which the federal government is trying to pressure the university into a settlement. They are trying everything possible. (gift link)

then hurry up and do it.
the clock is ticking.

and soon the clock will break and wont ever run again.

FCKING DO IT. NOW!

“California Gov. Gavin Newsom:

"We are talking about emergency measures to respond to what's happening in Texas, and we will nullify what happens in Texas."”

If Trump is forcing his own pick out, there's likely a scandal brewing they're hoping to get ahead of.

what if someone offers rfk a ripe little pond to swim in & then a snack?

“The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says eating contaminated food is the most common way to contract a vibriosis infection, claiming it’s responsible for more than half of the estimated vibriosis cases each year”

The guy who swims in sewage is supposed to help America get healthy? Leslie Jones (@lesdoggg.bsky.social) isn't so sure

that’s what the DC marketing geniuses call a disruptor.
normal humans call it murder.

“RFK Jr. saw 20 million lives saved by mRNA vaccines and thought, 'let's try the opposite!'@

“I love making women upset” is a really underestimated motivation of modern conservatism

Every day I’m inspired by the bravery of these courageous ICE agents.

i’d prefer a witch doctor to rfkkk’s insanity.

at least witch doctors have a history of knowing when to cut off a rotten shrivelled burnt worm-infested body part*.
(*in this case all of rfkkk)

“So evidently we’re going to just revert to witch doctors now?

Kennedy stops mRNA research”

going forward we’re going to be seeing this headline a lot.

just change the judges’ names & topics - mango mofo’s judges will cover for its crimes

“The D.C. Circuit has vacated Judge Boasberg's contempt order over the Trump administration's decision to deport people under the Alien Enemies Act”

the #1 dog is unnamed because
sometimes super heros dont get named until the movie script is written

“Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!”

As the piece notes, the PragerU propaganda is being used in schools in Louisiana, Florida, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, Montana, Arizona, South Carolina and Idaho.

Check with your district to see if they're using this garbage to brainwash your kids.

really looking forward to the day it & cholesterol have their final duel and cholesterol is the definitive champ.

“Really looking forward to the day when <it> and everyone in <its> orbit fuck off harder than anyone has ever fucked off in the history of fucking off”

Just a note that these are likely career civil servants, and their firing is illegal, but the Supreme Court has chosen not to stop the purge of government employees for partisan reasons.

California is pushing the limits of crowdsourced energy The state’s biggest-ever test of ‘virtual power plants’ was a success.

Last Tuesday Pacific Gas & Electric drew on residential batteries in >100k homes, during peak demand, to power the statewide grid in test to determine power availability therein w/o grid failure. The amount was 535MW, equiv to a large hydro dam or ½ a nuclear plant.

www.semafor.com/article/08/0...

the noggin bump is an arrow pointing to the boop spot.

“This is Twilight. She was born with a bump on her noggin. Yes, that does make her a unicorn. While it doesn't cause her any pain, she's going to have a specialist check it out to determine if she'll need any additional care”

You just gotta LOVE MAD MAGAZINE!!!

here’s an important peer review:
kennedy is lying.
just like its mango mofo boss, it lies.
a lot.
it’s on a lying power trip

“It is unclear which studies or experts Kennedy is citing, but his claims are contradicted by the peer-reviewed scientific literature and are counter to many experts”

Low key one of the worst anbuses of power ever? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Bolsonaro attacked the census in Brazil as well. Cut funding for the agency that runs it, delayed it by 2 years, harmed quality of the data, publicly challenged data he didn’t like, pressured to get the numbers he wanted.
noticias.uol.com.br/colunas/jose...

Also, it costs about $15 billion to conduct the census under normal conditions, probably more if they’re rushing it.

i’d argue it’s not wealthy. it’s leveraged to the end.
and everything happening now is paid by taxpayers. it doesnt even pay for its own chow.

gold paint is a tacky show of its no class existance

“That aesthetic now replaced by gilt detailing designed to remind you that the occupant is wealthy”

i doubt tsa will allow milo’s clone in checked baggage.

“This is Milo. He noticed you were packing for a trip. Wouldn't want you to forget the essentials. 12/10”

I just got a panicked text from a former parishioner in San Jose about ICE coming to their door.

Allow me to repeat:

"NEVER OPEN THE DOOR FOR ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT UNLESS THEY PRESENT A SIGNED & DATED WARRANT THAT DETAILS EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE ALLOWED TO SEARCH AND WHO THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DETAIN."