jess ⛥

get new device, draw pretty girl on it ✔️

✨KELLY ROWLAND✨ for her L'Officiel Monaco cover shoot wearing Brielle Marigold Catsuit & Atelier Biser SS25 bts footage by Wilford Lenov (stylist) #fashionsky #fashion #musicsky

the most incredible head of hair

this is not my cat, his name is barney and he comes over sometimes to cry (relatable) and sit on me

getting home from dinner and cocktails with your honey and seeing this hoe

this hyundai ev concept is the aesthetic i want in my electric car, i want to feel like a cyberpunk private detective with a drinking problem and an ex wife thats rooting for me

where did all the sk8r bois go

if I don't have any more room in my bag I should be able to sell the farmers market vendor a random thing from my inventory like a pen or a lip gloss

its beautiful

i am still shaped like a peanut m&m but I am very strong

big gym beautiful koko heavy object up hands koko deserve birkin

neighbor playing arrested development music

things are less bad when you remember bumblebees

march 12, the first day in 2025 that I saw a bumblebee 🥰

Text messages: They just showed a drawing of two stick figures with the word "project" in the middle and one stick figure is making a "hm" face and the other had a bored face And we were asked which figure has the growth mindset

my wife is sending me updates from a mandatory team building meeting

posing with the fully intact bitter dock taproot I pulled out of my garden like its a big mouth bass

Sebulba sabotaging Anakin Skywalker’s pod by breaking the horizontal stabilizer

I think it’s really messed up how openly and flagrantly Sebulba cheated in the Boonta Eve Classic. Just made it absolutely clear that there’s no integrity left in the game.

we keep dicking around with the most harmful possible ways to use ai when we still can't accurately represent the color green in a digital image

tysm for letting me have a parasocial relationship with your cats

not beating the girl lunch allegations

This is what you get when Pizza Hut stops giving Americans pizza to read books

A news article with the headline "Rare fresco discovered in Pompeii shows type of woman who 'breaks free from male order to dance freely, go hunting and eat raw meat in the mountains'".

god forbid women have hobbies

not great, bob!

Almost no convergence in the timeline on which movies people liked Gene Hackman best in, decades of variety and excellence to work with

Celebrating the life of Gene Hackman tonight by watching the dinner scene from The Birdcage over and over

blue melk pls