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...and I don't even have one...

Any and all tabloid writers who invoke the phrase "heated rivalry" to describe Prime Minister Carney squabbling with the Conservative leader, I wish you all puddly socks. Some AUs do not need to be summoned.

does anybody have 8 small steel shoes for sale? when I say small, I mean like, my-size-barbie small.

Several people asked for a new picture of Molly, aka the Thing of Evil. Here she is.

Les Miserable. It's just one guy. "Do you hear vaguely hear a person sing"

An illustration titled "BRAIN FOG feels like" featuring a person with purple hair and a large grey cloud covering the top of their head. The person has a confused facial expression, and two large red question marks float above the title. Surrounding the central figure are various handwritten phrases describing cognitive difficulties, including: "I think I lost some IQ points" "I can't decide" "one instruction at a time please!" "my brain's out of order" "forgotten how to spell" "speaks gibberish flawlessly" "wait which way is left?!" "I can't think when you're breathing that loud!" "what's the word for that thing?" "what was I saying?" "Honey you left the remote in the freezer again!" "I set a reminder and forget when I turn it off" "could you please say that again? sorry, again?" "I feel stuck and suffocated" Chonically Meh

Artist: @chronicallymeh on Insta

I've no words for the Bruce Campbell news except that even cancer should "Hail to the king, baby"

We love you Bruce.

Uni without chicken is us without our stories 😭

very tiny grey and white kitten on a wooden floor, captioned "I am literally - literally going insane"

Ao3 went down again. I feel like im waiting for my husband to come back from war😭

screenshot of the Bluesky trending list: AO3 Down, Marco Rubio, Kuwait Crashes, Michael B. Jordan, Actor Awards

we made it, guys/gals/nonbinary pals

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

a man speaking into a microphone with the words you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair below him Alt: John Mulaney gif: "You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair."

so I guess when it came to the "boycott"

alright who 's not dead sound off . imgflip.com . Alt: gif from Atlantis The Lost Empire of Rourke lighting a match and asking "Alright, who's not dead? Sound off."

checking in with your fandoms after the collective heart attacks of AO3 being down

Michael B. Jordan accepts Best Male Actor in a Leading Role at the #ActorAwards. 🏆

Just burst into tears at Delroy Lindo and Michael B. Jordan.

At last. At last. Give that man his flowers.

a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a purple background Alt: Powerpuff Girl Blossom grinding her teeth

WE NEED OUR FRIGGIN' SMUT

definition of betrayal: mold on the bottom of the bread

Describe your bsky account in a single image.

whatever's in the Narnia version of Turkish Delight that could make even the most hardened person do a Heel Face Turn

a man with a surprised look on his face says wahhhhhh Alt: gif from Drum Show video of Tyler screaming with head in hands captioned "WAHHHHHHH"

twitching without my joshler fix i mean fics no wait i mean-

rapunzel from tangled is holding a bunch of lit candles . Alt: gif from Tangled of Rapunzel lighting 'lots of candles'

*chanting while lighting circle of candles and sprinkling organic glitter* must summon AO3 back to life, must summon AO3 back to life, must summon AO3 back to life-

Sorry, but no one's got catnip here to spare.

dear people literally across the border, unless you're trying to summon a surprise Leap Day, you have literally no reason to be blasting fireworks. now cut it out, you're spooking our cats.

SCREAM 8: This Time You Only Have Yourselves To Blame

YouTube video by jdog2076 Garfield and Friends - The Picnic Panic

it's these little buggers that have invaded our house, I just know it. (also, this song will be in your head all weekend now. Sorry.)

Just saw a bumper sticker that said "don't tailgate me I have rabies" and I have never needed something more in my life.