Tom Peyer

I guess

Everyone who's had cataract surgery is so emphatic about telling me it's nothing, it's fast, it's painless, so worth it, I'll love it—the only rational conclusion I can draw from all that is, they're going to open my eye with a rusty tuna lid and replace me with a docile robot.

No conservative celebrity annoys me as much as Dean Cain. Imagine putting on that suit every day and none of what the character is about penetrates your thick skull.

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Image from Lunar.

Babs, by Garth Ennis and Jacen Burrows

Just to remind you all that you really do need to pick this up from @ahoycomicmags.bsky.social

No foul territory.

Dipshit

There’s a great sequence in the TJ Hooker pilot where he gets drunk off his ass because due process exists.

But if the rich do leave New York, I’ll miss the taxes they don’t pay and the jobs they eliminate.

They fired Girardi because he had a backbone. They think Boone is better.

I think I said several years ago that George would hang Aaron Boone from the Macombs Dam Bridge. I sometimes think it would have progressed by now, Hoffa, something like that, but I stand by it. Examples must be made.

Post someone who looks good in a hat

yet another superman page illustrating why i love this character. the phantom zone is collapsing and endangering the earth. its filled with criminals. superman says welp, we have to save them anyways. nobody dies. not even the worst.

(this issue written by mark waid)

Steve Ditko panel, early 60s Marvel. Man says to another: "You're so patriotic it makes me sick."

Cosmo Sardo | Actor Known for: The Man from U.N.C.L.E., Amazon Quest, Mission: Impossible

Look in wonder upon Cosmo Sardo's 578 (uncredited) acting credits

Close-up of disturbed man. Closed-caption says, "What a perfect day to get drunk and die."

Saw Fantastic Four (great) and drank whiskey (great). How did *you* observe @themightylayman.bsky.social's true birthday?

“Sexy Boy” by Air

I have a strong hunch that reactionary trolling doesn’t get the desired results on BlueSky, so the trolls pose as “irrational leftists.”

I decide when your birthday is.

Happy Birthday, @themightylayman.bsky.social—and may every day be another wonderful secret.

It was a controversy then.

Kill it with a stick

Get drunk and die.

Happy Friday.

Actual dream, this morning: I was an X-Man, but I was still me, so I couldn't have been very useful, but that wasn't the point. The point was, one of my teammates was always angry because their backstory was so convoluted. They blamed me for some reason, but I had nothing to do with it! So unfair.

I'm doing Toxic Avenger sketch covers through Red Curtain Comics in Akron, OH, if you want one stateside. Original drawings of Toxie, reasonable requests will be entertained.

$20 plus shipping--email David at redcurtaincomics@gmail.com.

“Darkseid is a smart guy,” the President told Hannity.

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