Mechanic Pig!

// need more parodies in my skyline,, i want parodies,, every parody follow me or something idk,,, i need some motivation to start parodying here on bluesky,,,

i like my balls white, oval shaped and edible (i like eggs)

// for every COMMENT (because i want more reach and im too LAZY to edit the image) i will drop ONE fact abkut mechanic pig

// for every COMMENT (because i want more reach and im too LAZY to edit the image) i will drop ONE fact abkut mechanic pig

“yOu NeEd tO gRoW oUt Of GaMiNg”

Listen…

I don’t drink
I don’t smoke
I BARELY do cocaine

Pretty sure I could do plenty of worse things with my time and money than playing video games

bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you

Your Majesty, if I may... that's not how you use the phone. You have to put your snout on the "Google" button when you want to find something out, not the "Bluesky" button.

Aye, I heard today was 'Take yer nephew to work' day! Arg arg arg arg arg arg!

// Me with Angry Birds... been meaning to make a Minecraft: Story Mode parody though... I was thinking about Harper since she wasn't taken back on Twitter but now I'm not sure if I'm even gonna make it at all...

go.bsky.app/F1wKRtV
//Angry Birds Parody Bluesky starter pack! Tell me if you want to be added or removed.

spongebob is wearing a flower on his head and smiling while standing in the water . ALT: spongebob is wearing a flower on his head and smiling while standing in the water .

//Parody Bsky is in it's Bikini Bottom era rn.
It's hnstly rlly low key and i like it alot.
Parody Twt was very chaotic but fun. But this little era we are in now REALLLY dials it back and for the better.

Put the fries in the bag, Krabs. 😅

It was worse than all those times I got stepped on, by the way.

Oh my god Karen has a virus now because a FREE krabby patty formula download pop up showed up and.. I believed it, and now Karen has malware 😭

How does something so obvious trick you so easily? I wouldn't fall for a "free egg recipes" formula that easily!

I think Elon Musk should do unspeakable things to himself.

I think Elon Musk should do unspeakable things to himself.

hi #badpiggies

HI ROSS!!!!! :)

So YOU'RE here now too. As if the Red bird wasn't enough.

Oh. It's YOU. Stupid, stupid bird, following me everywhere... can't even catch some eggs for the King in peace.

@r3dflockleader.bsky.social
Why are you here? Following me everywhere. Extra cautious today, aren't we?

What's up, people of Bluesky? I love this place! Much better than that place with the blue bird, anyways. If at least the bird had some eggs, then we'd be talkin'!

What's up, people of Bluesky? I love this place! Much better than that place with the blue bird, anyways. If at least the bird had some eggs, then we'd be talkin'!