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Slenderman making sure he gets in on the money to be made.

Guardians' Clase, Ortiz indicted for pitch rigging Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted on a host of charges related to an alleged scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz is in custody.

If you need to bet on individual pitches, head to your nearest Gamblers Anonymous meeting.

It's part of another hot take that Thanksgiving dinner may be the most overrated meal of the year. We smile our way through so much mediocrity because, "tradition."

My hot take for this morning: Green bean casserole is trash.

Because who needs opportunity for upward mobility into the middle class?

Priority One in this madministration: Protect the grifters.

Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…

This is a terrific piece of writing and insight about where we are with the Times, and where the Times is with us.

Dollars to doughnuts, he also has sleep apnea.

ICE agent arrested for DUI after police say they found him asleep in driver’s seat An ICE agent was arrested for DUI in Illinois after police said he was found asleep at the wheel.

This is what you get with almost zero vetting.

Zzzzzzz...

Gov. Shapiro nails the Hillbilly Grifter.

The trash taking itself out.

There better be a Nuremberg for these 🐷

The cruelty is and always will be the point.

😂😂😂

Just read a new (to me) name for Moms for Liberty: Minivan Taliban. 😂

Fact-checking Trump’s ‘60 Minutes’ interview A year after he sued CBS’s “60 Minutes,” President Donald Trump sat down with the network in a wide-ranging interview, discussing ICE raids, the government shutdown, nuclear weapons and Zohran Mamdani...

In the immortal words of Aretha Franklin: Lies, lies, and more lies.

Man gropes Mexico president as she speaks with citizens on the streets Video shows man trying to kiss and embrace Claudia Sheinbaum, highlighting both security risk and harassment faced by Mexican women

Today in "Why is There a Male Loneliness Epidemic?"

Dude is creepy.

Ya think?!

The emotional palate cleanser we need.

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Yes!

Sora AI's Slippery Slope: From cute cats to racist trash in 15 seconds Azza Cohen breaks down the increasing power of AI video

Stop sharing Sora shit.

BONUS: Stefanik is running and it is going to ugly and evil campaign Essay urges Adirondack residents to embrace electric; Woerner tackles sports gambling

Every story about Elise Stefanik could start with, "Leaving a trail of slime wherever she went..."

Commentary: MAGA's 'big tent' is burning down amid explosion of antisemitism, racism Fights among conservatives over racism and antisemitism broke out into the open last week.

All the immigrant/non-white Pick Me Magats will hopefully accept this wake-up call.

Today's reminder of why Charles Pierce calls Politico "Tiger Beat on the Potomac."

A well-deserved MVP for Yoshinobu Yamamoto!