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People will call Victor Wembenyama the goat after he blocks a wide open layup from half-court and then turn to tell you trans women shouldn’t play sports because of natural advantages

25.02.2026 21:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LARKIN, NOOOOO. FUCK

22.02.2026 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s a conversation piece

22.02.2026 02:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Be the change etc

22.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No one will ever forget his 1996 all-star season

21.02.2026 21:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This bill is slated to be voted on in the Senate THIS WEEK

Please call your senators (202-224-3121) & tell them to vote NO on HJR 140

More info & a link to the bill, + info re: 2 more ecologically disastrous bills that passed the House & are in the Senate for vote in the🧵below

09.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 4 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

Loon might go triple platinum

08.02.2026 00:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

America’s favorite suicide booth since 2008

07.02.2026 05:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Phew. Thought we got exposed the other day. Nice to know we are a real team that can hang.

03.02.2026 04:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Im personally waiting for someone to organize protests. I was surprised to see fewer than millions of Americans mobilizing after the birthday book dropped. This is a slam dunk for everyone that doesn’t have a billion dollars. (My own laziness is already noted)

02.02.2026 22:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

americans hate it when they're shown on tv doing something cool

27.01.2026 19:48 — 👍 7065 🔁 908 💬 88 📌 9

Thanks man. I worked on it really hard

25.01.2026 22:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Complimenting the man in the urinal next to me thinking he has the same “Abolish ICE” penis tattoo as me, only to be told his says “Anarchy’s mayhem is wholly conjectural; the state’s mayhem is undeniable ”

25.01.2026 18:58 — 👍 227 🔁 44 💬 6 📌 1

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25.01.2026 18:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It takes a brave person to be anti lapsed anus

25.01.2026 18:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a Detroit fan I gotta say the AL central had a good thing when Dick was calling games. Benetti, Hamilton, Dickerson, and Bremer mightve been the best in the league.

24.01.2026 19:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

These people are some sick fucks

22.01.2026 18:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That one Zac Gallen changeup he threw accidentally

19.01.2026 17:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a certified bears hater I gotta say that was maybe the best throw I’ve ever seen

19.01.2026 02:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The redemption of Javier Báez

01.01.2026 02:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

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Players should be allowed to punch one shithead fan a year

21.12.2025 22:38 — 👍 183 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1

A little space odyssey in there

19.12.2025 23:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Going to the library to print this off double sided

19.12.2025 21:34 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Seems like there’s only one way to find out who the ultimate prepper is

16.12.2025 19:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cackling Geese are always a treat! a Rustic Bunting would also be nice (I live michigan)

15.12.2025 21:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s gotta be so fun to be able to throw these pitches

15.12.2025 17:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wounds 📈📈📈

14.12.2025 03:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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12.12.2025 04:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice! Jon is so close to John from the Bible haha.

11.12.2025 16:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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