Hamstrosity

Dude gets his info from a neo-Nazi site, which he shares as fact, defends going on a neo-Nazi podcast, defends having a Neo-Nazi tattoo, and defends retweeting a Neo-Nazi.

It’s incredible

Gulf states could review overseas investments to ease financial strains caused by Iran war Three leading Middle East economies consider options as US-Israeli campaign against Tehran continues

FT EXCLUSIVE: The Gulf governments are talking about declaring force majeure on the full gamut of contracts because they say they're short of cash. This could wreak some global havoc and slash investment in the US from regional sovereign wealth firms.

top 5 all-time poster. “riding in a golf cart fatly” is outstanding

"Senator-involved arm fracturing"

the thing about “we’re not going through the strait of hormuz because we might get hit by missiles” is that even if you do actually take out Iran’s capacity to do that you’ve gotta convince the people actually piloting the ships that it’s safe

and this is not exactly the most trustworthy group

one down, jail to go

these vibes intersecting is just really interesting ground

you can genuinely watch the news anchor not compute in real time

lol

“have intersected frequently” is comically suggestive, today anyway

Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump in Jan. 6 case gets life sentence for child sex crimes Andrew Paul Johnson, authorities said, tried to keep one of his victims mum by floating the promise of money he was expecting to receive from the Justice Department.

Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump in Jan. 6 case gets life sentence for child sex crimes

Somewhere Rex Tillerson — once fired by Trump while on the toilet — is resting easy, knowing a new, even more humiliating way to get fired by Trump has taken his place.

Collins defends Kristi Noem even as other Republican senators call for her ouster - Maine Beacon “She is the president’s choice, she’s confirmed, she’s there,” Collins said on Wednesday when asked whether Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should remain in office. Republican senators Thom Ti...

Who among us can forget Susan Collins trenchant argument just weeks ago for having corrupt trainwreck Noem continue to run the Department of Homeland Security?

"She is the president's choice, she's confirmed, she's there."

(Collins voted to confirm Noem.) #MEpolitics

Primary all Nazi collaborators.

US Senators ARE NOT police. They do not have qualified immunity. They have zero authority to assault a protesting US Marine Corps Veteran. He broke the vets hand in a door, you can hear the bones crack. Call your Senators. 202-224-3121

the next 96 hours of leaks about Kristi Noem are going to be amazing.

She’s taking our jet straight home to shoot a puppy.

BREAKING: @aoc.bsky.social just came out swinging in the House E&C hearing against dangerous & misguided "age verification" legislation (aka online ID checks) that would force everyone to upload government ID or get a face scan before accessing content or posting online.

Video incoming. This is big

"I respect Bernie Sanders because he's an open socialist, and you know that he's a communist so you know what you're getting. Rand Paul's a freaking snake. And I understand completely why his neighbor did what he did. And I told him that to his face."

This is what Markwayne Mullin said about Rand Paul a couple weeks ago.

Anyway, guess who chairs the Senate Homeland Security Committee

Add another one to the Stupidity file. Intelligence work is hard even if the movies make it look easy. Firing woke (smart, accomplished, professional) agents led to this.

The network they cracked lists all warrants the government is using to spy on suspected foreign agents. Which is insane

where are they finding these people how is it possible to even have this endless supply of humans who don't understand literally anything about human behaviour

This made me snort laugh. Geniuses in the White House.

very aspect of life in this country is designed so that people do not form bonds or relationships with other people, it's wild to watch in action. Never seen divide and conquer applied this rigorously to a domestic population that is not under foreign occupation

more like Kristi Noep

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Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

Does Markwayne Mullin have to sleep with Corey Lewandowski too? Is that one of the job requirements?

from the point of view that the best we can hope for is deep incompetence mixed with malice, this is good. Mullin has even more of the first than Noem did.

Surprised she didn't attribute it to MLK.