Report: It Would Probably Be Nice Having Friends RIVER FOREST, IL—Proposing that it might be kind of fun to share their life experiences with another person or persons, sources speculated Thursday that it would probably be nice having friends. “Gosh, it would probably be pretty cool to have a few select people in your life to do stuff with on a regular basis,” said the sources, stressing that while they had no personal experience with the concept of mutual affection, their observation of thousands of other people interacting in small groups, talking and occasionally laughing, made friendship seem as if it could be really great. “I bet it would be a blast to just eat food with a few coworkers, fellow students from school, or even just like-minded people from wherever. Just good friends hanging out and enjoying each other’s company. That would probably be nice.” At press time, sources were also speculating that perhaps some people were just meant to be alone.

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Sometimes I forget how much I love karaoke. It's so joyful to me, anyway what's your go-to karaoke song?

Thanks to George Conway for posting Caroline Kennedy's letter so everyone is informed about RFK Jr. Please repost far and wide.

The lore is basically that if you knit a sweater for your significant other you'll break up

A cute woman takes a mirror selfie in a red knit cap and yellow, white and green color blocked sweater

Onto business, I made a sweater for a previous bf, we broke up, he gave me the sweater back. I think honestly the sweater curse did me a favor 🧶🤙

✨️*screams into the void*✨️