Beth

Love pissing off bald men first thing in the morning with my driving. Honk at me all you want I can’t see past the bus turning so I ain’t entering the intersection dude

Florence: “we’re hustling ass so Beth can get to therapy”

Furry

What do you mean Emily Gilmore are this every morning. There juice everywhere

I’m back in the building again: my mom and I arguing about the correct way to make change (she wants to follow laws and I say you need to reek havoc to make change)

My older brother just asked if I have tried the AI ghibli thing and had to be the one to tell him no cause I respect the creator and all other artists who I can just commission. It’s a Friday morning lemme live!!

Called my mom to rant about work only for her to say what’s happening at her work and it is WAY WORSE

Rum. Shoot me

a man with a beard is wearing a white shirt . ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a white shirt .

Took a sip of straight run wrong and nearly died

Sam from transformers saying easy fix puzzle code in my head now it’s on the walls while visibility freaking out

My boss asking for an estimate of materials we will need for a project

Got a shag haircut and showing my family has gotten me the straightest reactions to it (excluding my lesbian sister)

Showing Kai the infamous “gaycation” Reddit story

A white man squinting very hard at a bright light in bed. He seems very confused

Me waking up cause my coworker is calling me at 6:00am saying she’s sick and I need to go in early

Listen. Ekko and Jinx/Powder hit it all. Childhood friend to lovers. Enemies to lovers. End game. In all universes. Love time bomb. I love them

*HUGE SIGH* I’m gonna cry about them again

Screaming crying throwing up. Time to fall into the abyss of edits

He just wants his partner back 😭😭 SO GAY

Finished arcane. Bring it on @captainkrail.bsky.social

Sending Cindy Lou Who to the back room with the sorting machine is an OSHA violation for sure

Asked Kai to turn off the lamp before bed. Lamp was on my side of the bed. Less than a foot away. They turned it off for me anyway. This is why I date them

It’s my worst class what can I say. No honours award for me 😓

No I think I’m failing 🫥

Love my tweets getting screen shotted and underlined in red. It’s like I’m back in elementary school with my teacher grading my work lol

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What if,,,, I went to New york for New Years,,,,,,
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the group chat during new years eve

Sarah and Robin standing together smiling for the camera, Robin has his arm around Sarah

Robin holding my cat, Buttercup

Sarah and Robin against a snowy background

Robin and Kai sitting on a boat chatting

I met Robin right at the beginning of the pandemic. They were instrumental to keeping me sane throughout the lockdown and welcomed me into his life with open arms. He made a mod purely because he thought I was funny. They introduced me to so much of my community and best friends.

Needs to be said here. @captainkrail.bsky.social is the person you wanna hug if you want the best hug in the world. Very lucky to have them as my friend and to be able to play in the ttrpg worlds they create. Such a caring and amazing person. I will do anything for them

Arcane season 2 episode 3. Not finishing it. Living in delusion that the girlies kissed and that’s it. End. I’m not watching em fight again

One of us will forever be iconic