Synpai

One of these cats is just picking up the whole bundle of cat grass and moving it around like a toy.....

Forgot I wasn't splitting the can in half so it looked like I was about to introduce my cats to capitalism for no good reason 🤣

Still not over how good @pinkishnoise.bsky.social is

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PAIMON COULDN'T STOP ME; NOTHING WILL

I have flown directly into the Sun

Taco Chili

Okay getting new nail trimmers did in fact make a difference. Cat mani-pedi's NYOOOOOM

Blossom is such a friggin baby

Bubbles...uhhh.....I think she thinks I'm her property....and I don't know what to do about that

A handmade bracelet with my name on it might fix me

There is a second spider that has taken over my actual porch 💀

"I wonder if I can see that spider from he-- ANOTHER ONE!?"

I know Joro Spiders are supposed to be harmless to me, but almost ran face first into one mowing the yard and it's absolutely breaking my mental

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Thought I Broke my toes with the exercise and kicking metal, but finally not ending my days suffering after standing all day; almost back to feeling normal

Yo Atreyu is still kicking out bangers I see

Holding on to these La Croix NiColas like they'll vest year over year

*9 PM Hits*
"Oh I get it now"

*Curls into bed*

*in autotune* Maaaaa'am what are you doing to thooooose ants

In the deathmaw of capitalism I find the ever importance of dreaming

I can't get over how balancer Lancer is as a tabletop; such glory of machine-kind

How talented can a single individual be?

Yoku-core

If they're gonna charge me for everything I add, they should subtract for everything I remove.

🤐

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I just realized I can no longer short form Be Back Later without getting confusing looks

I hate it here

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>Taking mom to airport
>Tea app hack comes on the news
>So funny story, your aunt just called me about this because people've made posts about your brother

No laughter, only pain

It was LOL

"Even my sleep paralysis demon out here working two jobs in this economy"

Might be my new favorite thing I've ever said

Another Tennocon done 💗

Hit me with themes or prompts so I can do vacation writing 🙏

I just realized Discord had a spam message section 😴

I don't know how many hours I slept but Saturday is over

I should be able to have so much easy access to the intake of ginger drink that it shows up prominently in my toxicology report but alas, unnecessary sugars everywhere

I'm Losing sanity; Tricera just has so much power but my team is the only team that refuses to play it XD

Yakisoba day!!!