My friends call me Vanilla Chai

My favorite moment at the #FredMeijerGardens yesterday.
#nature #sculpture #butterfly #butterflies #beautiful

Nick (40 yo dad), "You want to know what I told my friends?"
Elsie (9 yo daughter, and the youngest), "Nothing because you don't have any friends"🤣
#kidsarefunny #humor #lmao #funny

Cole (11 yo 6th grade), "Mom, I finally took a poop at school. I had to, I couldn't hold it in all day"
Me, "Eas it embarrassing? Everyone poops cole."
Cole, "No, but there was a girl in there." 🤣
Whether she or he was in the wrong one, we'll never know 🤣
#funny #humor #lmao #kidsarefunny

Elsie to Pops as she was grabbing an oatmeal creme pie and he said she couldn't have one, "You told me i could have one a little while ago."
Pops, "Did I? I don't remember. I know, I got some stuff wrong with me."
Elsie, "It's okay, old people have a lot of things wrong with them"
#funny #humor

"Everything reminds me of him" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 not really, but thought it was funny when i pulled out this big butt potato to make soup the other night
#potato #funny #justcause #lmao

Not Laney complaining she's going to have to clean while she's off for her tonsillectomy. I told her I had multiple organs removed and that didn't stop me from cooking and cleaning for all but like 3 days 🤣
#funny #lmao #kidsarefunny #humor #healthcarehumor #comedy

Obligatory selfie @chuckecheeses.bsky.social makes you take before entering. #happybirthday to Elsie and Norah! Elsie said she couldn't find any games to play so I'm about to win her all the tickets.
#funny #kidsarefunny #humor

Saturday was my grandma's 91st birthday. I don't know who the lady was we sang to as well (it was her birthday too), but she leaned over and told my grandma "I'm younger than you" 🤣
#happybirthday #seniormoments #funny #humor #family #decemberbirthday #91yearsyoung

Elsie, "What was my first word? Dada or mama?"
Me, "I think Dada."
Elsie, with the biggest scowl on her face, "Well that's not right because I love you more." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#funny #humor #kidsarefunny #lmao #lol

So we drop Cole (12) off at his friend Mason's (13) today and boy did he get tall! After we left Elsie (8) whispers to me, "Laney (11) is going to have a very tall boyfriend one day." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#kids #kidsarefunny #outofthemouthsofbabes #tweendrama

We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house.

We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!

Elsie, "Mommy, I'm bored."
Me, "Okay, what do you want me to do about it?"
Elsie, "I don't know, entertain me."
#kidsarefunny

5th person confirmed to be cured of HIV Researchers are announcing that a 53-year-old man in Germany has been cured of HIV.

5th person to be cured of HIV

“Today, researchers announced the Dusseldorf patient still has no detectable virus in his body, even after stopping his HIV medication four years ago.”

DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON THE NEW MEGAN FOX MOVIE ON NETFLIX.
I want those two hours back.
I love her movies, all of them except this one. #subservient #meganfox

I don't know. I think the end goal is to give JD the presidency, that's why they're letting Trump pick the people he's picking.

If his ex wife's account of rape committed by him on her isn't enough convincing that Trump is in fact a rapist I don't know what is.

a woman is smiling in front of a pine tree and the word terabithia is written above her ALT: a woman is smiling in front of a pine tree and the word terabithia is written above her

Cole says, "Mom, can we watch something really good?"
Guess he wanted to cry tonight

Girl, you're almost 9, like in 3 weeks. If you don't read the directions on the can and put them in the microwave you're gonna be hungry until I cook dinner 🤣

Elsie, "I'm so hungry, I want spaghettios but don't want to wash a bowl." I tell her we have clean ones and she says, "well I don't know how to make them." After I tell her to read the microwave directions on the can she says, "they must be cooked on the stove and I'm 8, I can't do it."

Why is he appointing a head of the FBI if he wants to dismantle the FBI?

Clearest image ever taken of Heart Nebula, located 7500 light years away from us

buddy don 't eat those is written on a screen ALT: buddy don 't eat those is written on a screen

"Singing is my favorite!"
#familymovienight #elf #tistheseason

Elsie as we were driving down the road sees a plow truck and says, "Hello pretty plow-er"
So plow trucks have now replaced flowers for the season in Michigan 😆

Decided to check out BlueSky. Mom of 3 (one AuDHD, one ADHD and the youngest is just spoiled 😜) who loves her pups, good food, weed and nice people. Not liberal, not conservative. Just here for all the good news and happy posts.

Absolutely ✨❤️✨