"Baby's first serial killer kit!"
LOLOLOLOLOL
"Baby's first serial killer kit!"
LOLOLOLOLOL
I mean hear me out White people, close your eyes and imagine a world that tells you, no matter how qualified, experienced or leader focused you are. People won't vote for you because you are white...
This is what you tell Black people all the time as an excuse for why "people won't vote for them."
I mean, if you're gonna fap to the pic of someone you don't know, just picture their body how you want it to be. To be honest, the "for fapping purposes" seems pretty useless, but whatevs.
But if for non-fapping, this really starts to weird me out. What possible use could one have for this info?
"Look, it would be better if you just quoted me as Nobody."
"You want me to say I interviewed nobody?"
"No, no. Quote me but, y'know, if you could just use the synonym 'Nobody,' because I'm not really comfortable w all Agamemnon's choices & this interview is starting to make me sound pro-Atreus."
Annie Sprinkle and I had mutual friends and met up with each other a couple times. She'd read one of my pieces after we first met but before she really knew who I was and told me that I would like this author whose name she couldn't remember but who wrote this one thing... and it was me.
05.03.2026 03:59 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have kissed Carol Queen, Nina Hartley, and Annie Sprinkle --- each on entirely separate occasions from the others.
05.03.2026 03:47 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0No no, you're good. I appreciate any input. (Well any that is respectfully stated.)
05.03.2026 03:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But "trolling" is def a theory I should consider. Thank you, Eesha.
05.03.2026 03:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Possibly? But shortly before they sent the NGL question Cricket got these private messages (it seems dramatically unlikely bc of timing and content it wouldn't be from the same person):
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I am very bad at "guy" because I have no fucking clue what this is even for.
Cishet guys, I am honestly curious and will not slam honest replies respectfully worded even if I don't like the content of the answer.
What do guys (you or others) get out of this? Can't you see all the boobs you want?
yeah, that one's not hard to figure out.
05.03.2026 02:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aww. What a sweetie.
05.03.2026 02:47 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am curious about your smaller points, though.
05.03.2026 02:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
serious violations of the rules of customary and treaty law concerning IHL and LLW, criminal offenses for which there is *individual* responsibility.
But NOWHERE in there is "offended some rando on the internet" as either a war crime, or an element to a war crime.
But "war crime" has a VERY specific meaning:
A war crime is a serious violation of the laws and customs applicable in armed conflict, known as international humanitarian law (IHL) and the laws of war (LOAC), which gives rise to criminal responsibility under international law.
Also:
War crimes are:
If it helps, Kate, you can always call yourself a floozie instead.
04.03.2026 23:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"I don't act slutty, I just think slutty" is just another way to say, "I'm a slut." (Complimentary.)
04.03.2026 23:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0SOMEone's gunning for @gailsimone.bsky.social 's job.
04.03.2026 23:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I laughed so hard.
04.03.2026 23:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
"Electability" has always been code for either
1. being an educated straight white protestant Xian man who can hang w white men who didn't finish college &/or get money from white men with lots of it
or
2. Being as close to that as possible, preferably closer than your (presumed) primary opponent.
:Alexa orders a bouquet of vibrators:
04.03.2026 22:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thoughts & prayers to the EPA :(
04.03.2026 20:02 β π 1765 π 598 π¬ 38 π 34
Oh, I found the problem!
I customized the notifications to alert me to posts about boobs and I didn't realize you had other posts.
@moderation.bsky.app this is a you issue.
More specifically, it's a you skill issue.
Don't punish your users because you're not good at website. Git gud at website.
How did I miss your unhinged menstruation jokes?
04.03.2026 20:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Wouldn't it be cool if we hardly had to lift a finger and then BLAMMO all the bad things in the Middle East blew up, and all the dry rocky places were replaced with meadows of edelweiss, small and white, clean & bright, in the morning they greet me, happy to meet me?
That's why I'm pro-Trump.
Spanish PM SΓ‘nchez responds to Trump:
"Spain is against this disaster... Govts are here to improve people's lives... It is absolutely unacceptable that those leaders who are unable to fulfill that mission use the smoke of war to hide their failure, and in the process, fill the pockets of a few."
They seem reactionary to me, but poli-sci folks who know more than I do on the topic might disagree.
04.03.2026 19:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Jesse singal literally wrote a whole article about an imaginary me and then asked people to be furious at his fantasy version of me.
04.03.2026 12:05 β π 2290 π 354 π¬ 60 π 34
Not for nothing, but "liberal" & "conservative" aren't issue positions. They are outlooks. They're tendencies. They're approaches to figuring out what your positions might be.
If your mom tells you to vote for Harris & you do bc mom said so, you're not liberal. You're an authoritarian conservative.