Crip Dyke

When this ICE shit started, a mutual I’d never met asked how to help. I sent him to a friend’s kid’s preschool that was struggling to find patrollers. He’s been there almost daily, even in brutal cold, at a school where he didn’t know anyone, to keep folks safe. We finally met and got beers tonight.

Oh, Cricket. You are the edibles.

You sure know how to tempt a slut.

Reminds me of the US park service saying they struggled to make a bear-proof trash can bc the ability to properly access a trash can of the smartest bears significantly exceeds that of the dumbest humans.

Do I get to trace your collar bones with the tip of a finger? Bc I'm all in if that's the case.

a woman says mama needs her medicine Alt: The cocaine addict corporate lawyer from The Good Place's version of purgatory says, "Mama needs her medicine," which is how she would always talk about cocaine. I forget the name of her character just now, but she's absolutely hilarious.

Mama needs her medicine.

"1 use per person, valid ID required."

@wonkette.bsky.social Just in case you didn't see this.

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Thank you for your service (not ironic).

it's not your fault that Trump undermined accountability. But we have to have accountability back (or for the first time) if we're ever going to have a functioning country again.

There's spellcheck, and there's proofreading.

I fear no one in Congress understands the difference.

When they do this shit, people need to snap pics and send them out, with the info, immediately.

If it's accurate and those dudes violated national security, they can suffer the consequences. If it's not accurate and it's a psyop against Iran? I'd rather be a dupe than let traitors do traitoring.

The current Iranian regime arose as a backlash to US & Israeli intervention in Iran, propping up an abusive dictator. We could have supported peace and democracy in the Middle East but chose to support violence, murder, even torture.

WE DON'T END THE CYCLE BY CONTINUING THE CYCLE.

I understand that you're not currently talking anti-trust, at least not primarily, but "billionaires in general" reflects a serious problem with anti-trust. The Powell Memo and the general capitulation on all things $$ related seem like the most corrupting force to me. Not that FOX is insignificant.

I mean, I'm with you Mr. Hamill, but I'm not holding my breath for Congress to hold themselves accountable for doing their jobs.

It's even less likely they'll hold Trump accountable.

Since it appears that Khamanei has been killed, she's been alive for 2 "successful" ones and the US is already working on a 3rd.

We're behind you. Don't burn yourself out.

I'm willing to allow them naps. Otherwise they might call me out when I'm napping and they want translation of some legal maneuvers.

I don't believe it's ethically mandatory, but it is ethically laudatory.

I'm Crip Dyke, and I endorse this message:

Cricket, you don't need to convince me. I've been #TeamCricketIsHotAsFuck for a while now.

Boobs don't need makeup.

Can't we get more useful questions, like, "Do you think killing scores of schoolchildren was justified or un?"

It would be easier to tell the idiots from the evil with questions like that.

No.

No I can't.

It should go without saying, but I'm liking your comments bc I appreciate your work, not bc the news is good.

Is that you taking pride in your work? Or are you going full Hot Dog Guy? I honestly can't tell.

And final margin +18, just inside my window.

Just a reminder of how far they've come. They've played 3 top 15 teams in the last 10 days. They lost -18 v Iowa. Ohio State had them +0 at the end of regulation. Today Michigan wins +18.

That's a huge turnaround. They're ready for the tournament.

Michigan +19. Still feel good about my +12 to +18 prediction for Michigan victory and margin. If this was a nail biter, I would print spoilers, but at +19 there's no mystery here.

Michigan will be more focussed on the clock than the hoop, so Maryland might close a couple points.

#womenshoops

timeout with 2 min left. Fortunately, even with the refs failing to control the offensive fouls the teams calmed it down themselves. Props to Michigan and Maryland for getting their heads on right and not fighting.

Just hope it doesn't end like that infamous Connecticut Sun v Indiana Fever game a year ago.