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Shut up! I am too a floozy.

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This is beautiful.

01.03.2026 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now this is what I'm talking about, @housedemocrats.bsky.social

Why can't @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social get y'all rallied around a statement like this?

I think I know why, and it's that Jeffries doesn't actually oppose war.

Maybe consider better leadership.

01.03.2026 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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AI update: replication crisis β€” Jessica Kant Regardless of who actually prints a story, it is the merger of social media and machine learning which increasingly drives narratives in the immediate wake of a major event. The next time a catastroph...

Reposting this because, hilariously, someone running an AI news aggregator just plagiarized the hell out of it and got shared 3x as much as the original post. So you know, here's the actual piece. Where I talk about LLMs making copies of copies of copies of copies and how that drives disinformation.

27.02.2026 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 605    πŸ” 240    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 16

It takes a flockage.

01.03.2026 07:44 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My lips are sealed.

01.03.2026 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was actually thinking about that earlier today.

01.03.2026 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When this ICE shit started, a mutual I’d never met asked how to help. I sent him to a friend’s kid’s preschool that was struggling to find patrollers. He’s been there almost daily, even in brutal cold, at a school where he didn’t know anyone, to keep folks safe. We finally met and got beers tonight.

01.03.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5410    πŸ” 473    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 27

Oh, Cricket. You are the edibles.

01.03.2026 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You sure know how to tempt a slut.

01.03.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me of the US park service saying they struggled to make a bear-proof trash can bc the ability to properly access a trash can of the smartest bears significantly exceeds that of the dumbest humans.

01.03.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do I get to trace your collar bones with the tip of a finger? Bc I'm all in if that's the case.

01.03.2026 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman says mama needs her medicine Alt: The cocaine addict corporate lawyer from The Good Place's version of purgatory says, "Mama needs her medicine," which is how she would always talk about cocaine. I forget the name of her character just now, but she's absolutely hilarious.

Mama needs her medicine.

01.03.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"1 use per person, valid ID required."

01.03.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@wonkette.bsky.social Just in case you didn't see this.

01.03.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DinΓ© College Mourns Esteemed Leader and Educator, Rex Lee Jim - Dine College - DinΓ© College Mourns Esteemed Leader and Educator, Rex Lee Jim TSAILE, Ariz., Feb. 24, 2026. DinΓ© College announced with great sadness the passing of Rex Lee Jim, a distinguished leader, scholar, and c...

www.dinecollege.edu/dine-college...

01.03.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for your service (not ironic).

it's not your fault that Trump undermined accountability. But we have to have accountability back (or for the first time) if we're ever going to have a functioning country again.

01.03.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's spellcheck, and there's proofreading.

I fear no one in Congress understands the difference.

01.03.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When they do this shit, people need to snap pics and send them out, with the info, immediately.

If it's accurate and those dudes violated national security, they can suffer the consequences. If it's not accurate and it's a psyop against Iran? I'd rather be a dupe than let traitors do traitoring.

01.03.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The current Iranian regime arose as a backlash to US & Israeli intervention in Iran, propping up an abusive dictator. We could have supported peace and democracy in the Middle East but chose to support violence, murder, even torture.

WE DON'T END THE CYCLE BY CONTINUING THE CYCLE.

28.02.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I understand that you're not currently talking anti-trust, at least not primarily, but "billionaires in general" reflects a serious problem with anti-trust. The Powell Memo and the general capitulation on all things $$ related seem like the most corrupting force to me. Not that FOX is insignificant.

01.03.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, I'm with you Mr. Hamill, but I'm not holding my breath for Congress to hold themselves accountable for doing their jobs.

It's even less likely they'll hold Trump accountable.

01.03.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Since it appears that Khamanei has been killed, she's been alive for 2 "successful" ones and the US is already working on a 3rd.

01.03.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're behind you. Don't burn yourself out.

28.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm willing to allow them naps. Otherwise they might call me out when I'm napping and they want translation of some legal maneuvers.

28.02.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't believe it's ethically mandatory, but it is ethically laudatory.

28.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm Crip Dyke, and I endorse this message:

28.02.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Cricket, you don't need to convince me. I've been #TeamCricketIsHotAsFuck for a while now.

28.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Boobs don't need makeup.

28.02.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't we get more useful questions, like, "Do you think killing scores of schoolchildren was justified or un?"

It would be easier to tell the idiots from the evil with questions like that.

28.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No.

No I can't.

28.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0