The Drab Nebula

It’s a reality series about you charming your way into people’s wills

he was afraid that if the shutdown continued he would run out of reasons and ways to avoid spending time with his family

yes these clowns love to fly in airplanes so they started folding when the airplanes started being 5 minutes late

i got one of these in like 2020 or 21 and it’s fine but I think you can probably do better for not too much more money at this point though.

A screenshot for the monster hunter/ffxiv collab contest thing. It's my guy, a blue duskwight elezen wearing a white cowboy getup, seated and taking a selfie with the stray felyne.

Look at this cool guy I found! sqex.to/KV5fl

#FFXIVxMHWilds #FFXIVSweepstakes

contracted a jrpg based audiovisual sensory disorder. i pet the town dog and a small blue window appears in front of me that says WOOF and i have to hit a button to make it go away

Bill Ackman is one of the most pathetic nobodies I've ever seen try to claw his way into relevance. Just not smart enough, even with all that money, to really make it. Pretty sad. At least he's old so he doesn't have too much longer to feel ashamed about it

i cant speak for the later errors but my wife's new (to us) video card kept freaking out and crashing ffxiv (and only ffxiv) until we downloaded the msi afterburner thing and underclocked it. not even that much, just like underclocking at all was enough. it was giving similar error messages to that.

were gonna need a bigger nuremburg

give greta thunberg a gundam

Who let her have those
#ffxivart

he really is running the country like a business, this is a classic "if you have time to lean you have time to clean" email from a CEO trying to look busy

whenever trump says trade school he's imagining a place you go to learn how to do stock market stuff, isn’t he

It's my birthday today, and I'm 45!

That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS!

*every general from every military base, division, command and agency comes to Quantico with everything for a HUGE party*

The "WC" on toilet doors stands for "we crappin'"

Lmaooooooooo

being someone's bodyguard if they'll be your long-lost pal is a rookie mistake. huge, really

Gordon Freeman's job at the black mesa science facility is pushing the little cart into the big laser. it's what he wrote his doctoral thesis about

Ezra Kilogram

I woulda loved a follow up set in 50s mob-filled Vegas

Hey, it’s the “Piano Man”! Yeah, from the bar! He has a song on the radio now! (listening) Hold up. What the fuck??

Hell yeah

The first and worst rule I learned both playing and a few times hosting is you’re not looking for the right answer, you’re looking for what the guy who wrote it thinks is the right answer

Thinking about that episode of The Critic where Duke Phillips runs for President and how he would genuinely be a better President than alnost anyone that ran in my lifetime

installed an ai of the uvalde shooter on my phone and now i’m invincible to cops

LUKE: What do you think it would be like, R2? To drill Master Yoda in his green old ass?
R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵
LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.
R2-D2: 🎶🎵—
(knocking on wall)
YODA: hear you both through wall I can

why isn’t the left talking about where mother’s face goes when we play peekaboo

Sounds great! I look forward to nothing

He’s at least having a bad time from everyone yelling about it and that’s funny to watch

the Ultrawide Hercules Magnum tape measure from Harbor Freight

when poirot drops his condom