The Platonic Form of Bitch

theyre in our walls

just take it easy until it feels better

its nothing to beat yourself up about

...him?

i think its a little too on the nose to appoint an evil economist called "The Laugher" to chair the Federal Reserve

you could still beat me in theory! do your best :)

girls only want one thing

winning winning winning winning winning :)

steadily getting better at running a 5k

at this rate of improvement i will breach the sound barrier sometime next month

aced the citizenship test

its taken me a while to realize that theres such a thing as level ground when you dont live in seattle

oh wow running outside is so much better when i get the chance

mhmm :)

people walk their cats at the park frequently here

ominous message to get unprompted

5% of my body weight in spagetti will save me

freezing rain is just about the only weather i dont like walking in and damn if it isnt showing up at the worst possible time

without fail

it will never stop being funny to me that people can tell that im trans but are practically always wrong about the specifics of it

reverse clocked yet again

this would give the classification too much power

oh i see, youre a *madoka* girl

classifying the dolls by which anime they willingly call formative

take a break from gym, start sliding into a hole

return to gym, instantly out of the hole again

"its really unfortunate you can die"

just got called the "ideal omelas candidate" :)

its provocative anyway >:3

the girls are looking biteable on purpose

>:C

its a war crime

and i want more...