Chris Heilmann

For the record: people born in 33 were 45 in 78.

If you search for "bad UX" in Google, the result are displayed in comic sans.

I spent my whole life defending the right to free speech. The worst part is that right now those who do the same to 90% want to defend the right to say racist, sexist or ablist things instead. This isn't what free speech is about.

Sweden appointed the CEO of IKEA as president. His first task is to assemble the cabinet.

That one blew my mind when I saw it the first time. Dean Edwards showed it to me

Of course, it's a dog.

Anyone else remember:
var isIE = (!+"\v1") ? true : false;

Google URL Shortener links will no longer be available- Google Developers Blog Understand how you will be impacted by our decision to turn off the serving portion of Google URL Shortener.

👉🏼 „Reminder: All goo.gl links will stop working in August”
🔗 developers.googleblog.com/en/google-ur...

Setters are known for their suave ways of movement and poise. I think we got a orangutan hybrid.

Delete These Chinese VPNs As ‘Risks Are Too Great’ These smartphone apps are meant to be secure — they're dangerous.

👉🏼 „Delete These Chinese VPNs ”
🔗 www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...
💬 X-VPN, Ostrich VPN, VPN Proxy Master, Turbo VPN Private Browser, VPNIFY, VPN Proxy OvpnSpider, WireVPN, Now VPN, Speedy Quark VPN, Best VPN Proxy AppVPN, HulaVPN, Wirevpn, Pearl VPN, Snap VPN, Signal Secure VPN

Pure CSS "4 Designers" ...

4 different designers in CSS:
codepen.io/miocene/pen/...

Today I have been mostly weighing things using my Macbook TrackPad…

github.com/KrishKrosh/T... (the Homebrew version failed for me, so I built it with XCode…)

Say what you want about #Coldplay - creating four singles in one concert has to be a record.

Cankles

a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert

Taking the hard drives with the WeAreDevelopers World Congress recordings home for editing and my colleagues have packed them like this. I think it's a prank to get me detained at airport security.
#WeAreDevs

I'm trying to think about how I would have reacted if shown this headline five years ago

It's hard to believe in an omnipotent god when certain people aren't hit by lightning

YouTube video by WeAreDevelopers WeAreDevelopers LIVE - Highlights from CODE100 & World Congress 2025

I've been invited to join the next edition of @wearedevelopers.bsky.social Live - tomorrow lunch time:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho4m...

Looking forward to chatting about the World Congress and CODE100 with @danielcranney.bsky.social and @codepo8.bsky.social 🤓 Tune in here 👇 from 11:30 BST tomorrow.

DOGE Denizen Marko Elez Leaked API Key for xAI Marko Elez, a 25-year-old employee at Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), has been granted access to sensitive databases at the U.S. Social Security Administration, the Treasury an...

👉🏼 „DOGE Denizen Marko Elez Leaked API Key for xAI – Krebs on Security”
🔗 krebsonsecurity.com/2025/07/doge...
💬 The clowns are running the circus…

Display screen in a McDonald's restaurant showing a windows desktop with all kind of internal tools

Pretty sure this isn't supposed to show on the screen #McDonalds but cool to see you're using Chromium.

Some Google interfaces are 100% untouched by any designer…

Pebblebee tracker’s new SOS alert reminds us that updates can be good for gadgets AirTags don’t have an alert system; Tile trackers charge for the feature.

👉🏼 „Pebblebee tracker’s new SOS alert reminds us that updates can be good for gadgets - Ars Technica”
🔗 arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...
💬 I have a few of them and they are excellent. Great for tracking luggage.

Perfect for legacy code
github.com/seeddisperse...

So yeah, I met Rabea Rogge, the first German female astronaut at the WeAreDevelopers World Congress, so that's grand. Now I try to find a spot to get her on Coffee With Developers!

#WeAreDevs

YouTube video by Avril Lavigne Avril Lavigne - Young & Dumb (feat. Simple Plan) (Official Video)

When you borrow the sound mixer from Alvin and the Chipmunks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRX3...

I met the actor once, nice chap actually. Jaws was supposed to be a menacing threat as he is kind of indestructible, but the comedic change Moore brought to the franchise ruined the character, especially in Moonraker when he even gets a girlfriend.

Man lying on the sofa with his head lying cramped on the side balancing his laptop on his belly searching the web for "why next hurt"

"I am in this image and I don't like it"
via @twonkcomics
Man lying on the sofa with his head lying cramped on the side balancing his laptop on his belly searching the web for "why next hurt"

OK, for those who wanted the puzzles and solutions for #CODE100 at this year's #WeAreDevs world congress, here is the readme - we will do more in-depth videos about it later in the month
puzzles.code100.dev/code100/edit...

They did the Math
They did the monster Math
It was a graveyard graph