Aurelia Offbrand

Just got on insta to chill out over birding and nyc eats videos and instead I got an ad for starting a war with Iran

I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

How many could we get if we just upped the fitness standards

This is so fucking funny after over 300,000 civil servants were pushed out of their jobs, some even killing themselves

Nurul Amin Shah Alam, Blind Rohingya refugee dumped by CBP, dies in cold "They just left him."

A blind Rohingya man survived a genocide in Burma, escaped to the United States, and then died because immigration officers treated him with such callousness. This story is a tragedy www.motherjones.com/mojo-wire/20...

Rest in peace, Nurul Shah Alam. His blood is on border patrol's hands. www.wivb.com/news/local-n...

I'm the exact person she's referring to and my doctor did dimiss my concerns when I started having stroke symptoms. Its the prejudice and monetization of care that is the issue, something this admin couldn't give a shit about

I wish they would get asked about other medical conditions that birth control treats, like PCOS and how you would provide comprehensive treatment to those conditions without it. I get "horrifying" health complications on certain BC pills. The solution is more R&D with birth control, not restriction

He doesn't know whats going on and I think that's beautiful

8:30?! I went lap swimming on 0hrs of sleep only to find out I didn't skip shit

Always 2.50 at the Chinese market

If a loving god existed there would only be birds

Jeffrey Epstein And His Network Of Rich Freaks Were Obsessed With The Chiropractor | Defector As the number of powerful, wealthy people revealed to have associated with Jeffrey Epstein increases, so too does the coherence of their collective excuse: They only knew Epstein as a genius of math a...

The feeling of having known something to be true, deep within your very being, only to have it confirmed as such. There's just nothing like it: defector.com/jeffrey-epst...

The pope/god is on our side

"I WANTED TO BE A GOOD BOY" "IM VERY GOOD AT READING LANGUAGE" lol

I curse the day I discovered penzys seasoning salt. If I'm out of it I can't even bring myself to cook eggs

Why do old men like to excercise for like 5min then marinate for 2 hours in a hot tub

She's the only one who should be on twitter...imagine if the only users were her and elon

Those used to be the height of luxury in college

Everywhere this man goes he should be treated as if he murdered millions of children, because he did.

Is that....an oil spill?

The way they treat people with chronic illness is beyond repulsive. They've never had healthcare fail them, never felt what it's like to be in pain and out of opitions. They pump themselves full of the finest drugs money can buy and tell the rest of us to just eat more red meat

“The Constitution does not permit the government to arrest thousands of individuals and then disregard their constitutional rights because it would be too challenging to honor those rights.”

Demon in me wants it just to get a full year of direct bullying of JD

Bashar al-Assad maintained control of Syria by having secret police abduct his critics and send them to secret prisons where they were tortured to death. Could the same thing work here for Trump?

Everyday I ask "why do my limbs hurt"

I'm saying they need to make a human size version of those crow intelligence tests