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You know there isn't a God because parrots can live just as long as us without teeth

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Texas doesn't deserve all its cool birds

15.11.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a black dress is holding a red rose in her hand . ALT: a woman in a black dress is holding a red rose in her hand .
14.11.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile in China they have peach tea flavored oreos. Capitalism has failed

14.11.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't pre-order one of my favorite artist's new album because of all the tarrif bullshit. God Bless fuckin'America

13.11.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

EXCOMMUNICATION EXCOMMUNICATION

13.11.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about the blue jay I saw dive bombing a perched red tailed hawk and then just perched above it and started preening itself. I always love to watch the courage of smaller birds

13.11.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way.

by Ezra Klein

13.11.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3573    πŸ” 577    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 30

Real question....is COBRA like a scam? If I lose my job there's no way I could afford over $1,000 per month

11.11.2025 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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For reference. I might print this out and hang it in my house:

10.11.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1516    πŸ” 189    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 35

You didn't get a vote. You got a "promise" of a vote. From a party who is disappearing nannies & gardeners and zip-tying children. A party who has flushed Due Process in America down the toilet. Who has subjugated its Congressional duties to an autocrat. That's what everybody sees, Tim.

10.11.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1481    πŸ” 361    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 23
ALL YOU NEED IS KILL | Official Teaser - In Theatres January 16
YouTube video by GKIDS Films ALL YOU NEED IS KILL | Official Teaser - In Theatres January 16

Its getting a 'reboot' since it's based a book; youtu.be/C4ba0JXPgKM?...

10.11.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My never trump repub family has been saying this and I just respond with "Mike Johnson" and then everything goes quiet

10.11.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who says this regularly......it doesn't work

08.11.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

EXCOMMUNICATION, EXCOMMUNICATION

07.11.2025 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We should do the Razzies but for DHS goons

06.11.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thats right, the party in power sabotaged him

05.11.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, in Virginia were there a bunch of people who had free time to vote because they lost their job or couldn't work. Could they have been angry about something?

05.11.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Virginia has the 2nd highest population of federal employees with California being 1st. Wonder if that affected today's results...

05.11.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, he couldn't even give himself a break by just being a wife guy. Had to convert to Catholicism and earn the ire of 2 popes instead

31.10.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's right, you become the backbone of the Republican party by having lots of rich backers and killing dogs

30.10.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screen grab of a YouTube video reading "JD Vance CALLS OUT Hasan Piker | Hasanabi reacts"

Screen grab of a YouTube video reading "JD Vance CALLS OUT Hasan Piker | Hasanabi reacts"

We're in hell

30.10.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Its funny so many of these 'crimes' are just suburban grievances. Didn't they almost kill a lady because there was traffic congestion?

29.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know what needs to happen to get it through peoples skulls that ICE is not beholden to anyone but the president and his inner circle. Wealthy, police, white. They do not give a shit!!

24.10.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 709    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

23.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 16701    πŸ” 4944    πŸ’¬ 494    πŸ“Œ 122

Bald eagles can hit their partners with sticks in the middle of a snowstorm and still be mates for life while I can't get a gf, smh

24.10.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm an agnostic because science can't explain why my cat made a really long "mrrrhh" sound when I went to pet him today, but neither can god

23.10.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please understand, it takes a lot of time and effort to not look at porn all day

23.10.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

About to get a big'ol wooden club and smash every piece of technology until this stops

22.10.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wild idea, but what if we just didn't care about the Maine democratic primary and let Maine sort it out

22.10.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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