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A Lost Goblin

@alostgoblin.bsky.social

A simple goblin kittygirl with simple goblin kittygirl desires.

15 Followers  |  20 Following  |  12 Posts  |  Joined: 17.10.2023  |  1.5559

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watch out for this! for folks who don't know:

- windows+R opens the run window which lets you run any program
- ctrl+V pastes

so this puts some malicious command on your clipboard, then convinces you to run it yourself. don't.

05.02.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3718    πŸ” 2994    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 16
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My (unofficial) therapy cat

23.01.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fired for saying a Nazi Salute is a Nazi Salute.

23.01.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 403    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 10

When Adolf Hitler came to power he released his imprisoned supporters from jail, ripped up labour laws protecting workers and crushed social security programmes in return for tax cuts for the rich...

See any similarities?

22.01.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 459    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 6

Did I just hum the Final Fantasy victory music as a stim? Yes.

Is this a common thing for me? Let's just say I'm definitely level 99 by now.

23.01.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Why am I so hungry? Didn't I eat -"

*Looks over at my food sitting on the table, untouched.*

"Oh."

15.01.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Things they don't tell you about HRT. Part 1

1. Atrophy *hurts!*
2. Boobs don't always grow evenly.
3. Estrogen likes calcium. (Get your Vitamin D!)
4. PMS symptoms can kick your ass.
5. Sexuality is fluid!
6. Scents can change. And so can pheromones!
7. Kegels!!
8. Your undies will never fit.

13.01.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boom?

13.01.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I know that actress! Whay did I see her in? Let's Google! Open Chrome and immediately forget what I'm doing.

13.01.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ADHD brain forgetting basically everything. And procrastinating everything else.

Gotta pee? Eh, I'll do it later. And then promptly forget about it.

Hungry? Probably should get up and get food. But, in a minute. This YouTube video is fun. Suddenly remember 30 minutes later.

13.01.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Still surviving! In spite of everything. Hope you're okay, too.

11.01.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Blorp 2025.

11.01.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Felt.

11.01.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Blorp again.

15.11.2024 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blorp.

21.10.2023 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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