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Picture of a translucent hooded, caped, skeleton wrapped around an alarmed looking man seeming to move him involuntarily

When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely

Progress is measured in inches, not miles.

Karol G and Latto could be cousins.

As a kid, this movie seemed much better. I’m guessing it was because of all the hot people casted.

I am watching Van Helsing. I love Van Helsing. Van Helsing has many similarities with these movies but it does not have that particular thing. Whatever that particular thing is must be the reason why they had sequels and Van Helsing didn’t.

The Bisexual Agenda ™️

Okay that’s fair, we’ll have to keep that in mind.

Nothing beats identifying actors. I’m just realizing that Dr. Frankenstein in Van Helsing is the communist art caretaker from The Crown.

They have commonalities, sure. But there is something special I get from watching these films that seem to bind all three together. In a way, it’s as if the three directors had the same end of year film project.

It’s something that goes beyond the fact they all are short in widescreen, the turn of the century strong-willed Damsel in Distress (I believe women having a personality in action films began during this time), they’re all period pieces, the leading man isn’t a stereotypical action hero.

The Mask of Zorro, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl and The Mummy have something very specific in common but I can’t put my finger on it.

I have never been this drunk before. While conscious.

This new wave of macho is kinda funny to me because it’s just fragile men with privileged backgrounds acting tough, like… y’all ain’t even familiar with the real pure uncut misogyny.

You know. I could be a little crazier than I actually am and y'all should be grateful.

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Homemade burger go brr

Rednecks really voted for a man who wants to redevelop Gaza with their taxes so he can build a new hotel out there with tax breaks, while they live and die in poverty.

I will never forget the political climate of my 20’s as long as I live.

i don't think we should lose the capacity to be galled by the fact that the President of the United States believes that a trade deficit is the same thing as a budget deficit

Think about it, a bunch of the people on social media don’t even read. There’s a reason why their opinions piss you off.

Arguing with a stranger who isn’t even aware of their own biases seems like a lot of responsibility.

I’m too overqualified to argue on the internet.

You know who deserved this, Meek Mill.

Big up Tubi and big up VPNs. There was no way I’d be able to live with myself if I missed this.

Needed this so much right now. I just called out the fact that Kendrick Lamar carried that red, white, and blue theme through. He owned it!

My fam knew what that meant.

THEY don’t want us here, but they do not own the flag. “Not Like Us”

SERENAA?????????

Trump having that next executive order being put together right now…No more Niggas at the Superbowl

Kanye tweeted about bell foot pants and Kendrick wearing them tonight. Charlemagne might’ve been right.

EUPHORIAAAAAAAAAA

This nigga got gang colors forming the American flag.

Uncle Sam-uel L Jackson, is 10/10