Paperback Paradise

Photo of two deeply sexual Paperback Paradise bookmarks. First one reads i only like books that haveGraphic SkeletonSeX Scenes’ accompanied by a woman and a skeleton making out with additional text: ‘aw hell yeah — this is what i'm talkin' about’ Second bookmark features a slyly sexual demon winking at you with the text: GO AHEAD slide this bookmark in between them pages all the way down to the crack of that spine cause you know i'm a damn BOOK FREAK

It’s sex month- I mean, monster month

Photo of the Back of the postcard which reads The Room Where Dracula Sucks His Own Dick The Prince of Darkness was on the ground with his pants around his ankles, defiantly stretching his body to an impossible position only achievable by the undead. He flicked his tongue like a snake until his mouth reached his ghoulish member - that's when he started going crazy on his cursed crotch. 'Oh hell no; Rachel whispered as the sounds of suck were so evil that it melted the paint off a painting of a smiling clown.

really put the hottest part on this thing

did you know that 100% of rules are made up?

Photo of a postcard featuring the paperback paradise book ‘The Room Where Dracula Sucks His Own Dick’

Halloween postcards are now available 🎃 9 haunted titles, 2 freaky bookmarks - only 10 possessed dollars 💀 mail this one to your dad!

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thank you for spreading awareness RIP to the naked husband

Back cover for Skeletons Fucked Up My Naked Husband, synopsis reads: CURSED TOWN!! The moon belonged to the creatures of the night and in the cursed town of Gurtlin that included local skeletons that returned from the grave by the glow of the full moon. The skeletons met up and held each other tenderly for they lacked the organ and tissue necessary to nut. Out of respect to these unfortunate undead, the townsfolk of Gurtlin observed the tender skeleton evenings and withheld their nut for another night. UNBEKNOWNST TO CRAIG He and his wife pulled into Gurtlin Motel with one idea on their mind: have sex in a different town. They called it The Fuck Tour and the nutting was good. Little did they know that the skeletons would feel their out-of-town humping on a spiritual level, leading their skeletal jealousy right to the scene of the sex where a naked man would be beat to death! PISS AWARD WINNER

Photo of a vintage illustrated book cover, a naked woman mourns her naked boyfriend(?) who is lying on the ground unconscious, presumably dead, as many skeletons loom over him victorious. An award with a review are featured at the top of the cover: INTERNATIONAL PISS AWARD "Pee came out fast." - SIGRIN GROWTH Book title and copy read: SKELETONS FUCKED UP MY NAKED HUSBAND AN EVENING OF LOVE-MAKING TURNS INTO GRAVE-DIGGING WHEN JEALOUS SKELETONS SHOW UP AND BEAT A MAN TO DEATH FOR TRYING TO NUT ON A FULL MOON BY HERMAN FILTH

it’s time

When painted by a honest soul, goblins with huge asses can change the world

5 bookmarks from Paperback Paradise with things printed on them, such as: "If someone tries to move your bookmark I will destroy them" (with a picture of a horse) "One of these days l am going finish other book that I was reading before I started this one. It's not my fault they made two good books." "I found this book in the trash" "Ever wonder what happens after death? Move my bookmark and find out." "World's worst reader"

Got some bookmarks from @paperbackparadise.bsky.social. I have invested wisely.

shut the H up

reading just one book could drive you psychotically insane

Photo of two paperback paradise bookmarks

Make sure he never comes for you, enjoy Paperback Paradise bookmarks for your books
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photo of a print featuring the paperback paradise title Man Hell

nearing the end of stock for these large Paperback prints, they’re all just $10 🔥 many demented designs to choose from 🫡 shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/category/pri...

Back cover copy for NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT SOME PEOPLE NEVER EAT DOG SHIT... SOME DO. God can see and hear everything so when Kevin and his friends decide to watcha PG-13 movie when they were supposed to be studying God knew he would have to punish Kevin since it was his house. The next day before school Kevin suddenly morphs into a dog and runs outside to look for dog shit to eat. He eats all the dog shit in the neighborhood and the neighbors give this hungry boy a round of applause for cleaning up the place. But when he morphs back into Kevin they are all disgusted. They call him Dog Shit Boy and tell him to stay the hell away from their dogs' asses. Every few hours Kevin turns back into a dog to eat more dog shit. The only way Kevin will be free of God's curse is to figure out what he's being punished for, but if he can't do that before midnight he'll eat dog shit for the rest of his life! THIS TAPE CONTAINS THE EPISODES "DOG SHIT BOY" AND "GOD'S GUN" PARTS I AND II PRODUCED BY PAPERBACK PARADISE A DIVISION OF PAPERBACK PARADISE ENTERTAINMENT

Photo of a vhs for an episode of the Animorphs tv show that features a boy transforming into a dog. Titles and copy read GOD’S PUNISHMENT NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT the inner thoughts of the child float around his transformation, they read: What’s happening? Sure could go for some dog shit I eat dog shit now? What did I do? Wish I was eating dog shit right now A promotional graphic proclaims A boy turns into a dog and eats dog shit for lying Part 1 the sins of children series

Photo of a bookmark from McDonalds featuring Mayor McCheese that reads Please use me as your bookmark 'cause I fly into a rage whenever I see someone fold the corner of a page.

dog ear a book and Mayor McCheese will beat your ass

Photo of the back cover for The Forging of My Fuck Men. Synopsis reads: THE FORGING WAS BOTCHED The fuck men that Dr. Susan Scientist MD had always dreamed of were forged without faces. Crazy. Sullen skeleton eyes stared back at her as she shrugged and said, 'good enough.' Disgusting. She was the first to forge full grown men for the sole purpose of fucking, and they could not for the life of them learn how to walk. So they crawl on the floor moaning for sex because they have not learned to speak yet either. It is deeply disturbing that this woman has sex with these things but that is exactly what goes down in between the cover of this book. But she played God better than God and forged a new evolution of man that secretes a cooling black ooze which lets them slide across the floor with ease. What. Now everyone can tell when she just had sex with her fuck men because she's all oozed out. Foul. She feeds them a strict diet of chopped up hotdogs covered in mayo and ketchup that she dumps on the ground for them to find. LADY, STOP. Also they're blind. Published by Paperback Paradise for some reason

Vintage science fiction cover featuring 5 men writhing in test tubes with skull faces. Copy and title read: a tale of sexperimental science THE FORGING OF MY FUCK MEN FIVE MEN FORGED TO FUCK WHO HAVEN'T LEARNED TO WALK YET ALSO THEIR FACE IS A SKELETON'S FACE LADY — WHY DID YOU DO THIS? SCARE ME TOO MUCH JENNIFER DILDRIFF

it is nearly F men season

I'll Shit Right in Your Goddamn Mouth - 11 x 17 Print Print measures 11 x 17. Printed on heavy card stock. Back cover is available on a separate print.

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bird book

A bookmark that says "I'm mentally ill about reading" in between the pages of House of Leaves where an institutionalized mother writes a crazy letter that looks crazy.

Got the best bookmark for House of Leaves from @paperbackparadise.bsky.social

too dry

eating a book today to teach the other books a lesson

it’s available as a postcard but I may bring it back when I redesign my prints later this year

I’m gonna redesign that one first but soon

Photo of a print being held up on a bright summer day, print features the paperback paradise book Here They Come: The Bats That Kicked My Ass

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Illustrated book cover featuring giant crabs eating people who are running in every direction. Copy and title read: On a distant planet of crustaceans exists a new and exciting economic system... CRABITALISM Humans go in - Crabs become more powerful! HORK MYXLN

science fiction
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hey Tim how ‘bout you go and split infinitive

Postcard of Cards I am Going to Murder

Is… this your postcard? 🪄

Photo of a book featuring a 2 x 3 grid of photos displaying various playing card tricks: a knife stabs a card, a card is being torn up, many threatening hand gestures. Title and copy read: CARDS I AM GOING TO MURDER FIFTY-TWO COWARDS THAT HAD SOME SHIT LIKE THIS COMING TO THEM By CHRISTIAN FELT PURCHASER AGREES TO NOT TELL THE COPS