Demi

@thelumineersmusic.bsky.social

I am getting my @thelumineersmusic.bsky.social tattoo on November 1st. I am also seeing them again in June. So I’ll bring the proof! 🩷

Learned today that not everyone thinks about k*lling themselves at least once a day. Shocked, confused, and a little pissed.

Thinking about when I played soccer in school my coach would always comment on how “out of shape” I was. I just thought I was fat. It took me til this year to realize it was bc whole time my mom was filling every house & car with a lot of cigarette smoke. I legit couldn’t breathe. Now I’m mad.

One thing I love most about my husband is he never gets onto me about any mistake. I just broke a hole in our door and he just said “we’ll fix it.” I know this is bare minimum but as an adult that came from an abusive household this relieves my anxiety so much.

THE 13TH SONG IS REP TV #TaylorSwift #Lifeofashowgirl #reputation

Nothing stresses me out more than seeing young people get married. I waited til I was 30 to get married and I think back at all the men I thought I could marry and how miserable my life would’ve been if I had done that. I just don’t know how you make that call at such a young age.

She got arrested for arson (I will not elaborate)

Okay I doubt they saw this but they actually did play both of these songs so I am in a binding contract and must get the tattoo (I tried while I was there but the artist cancelled on me) @thelumineersmusic.bsky.social

My favorite part about having a husband is when I don’t want to do something or buy something or anything I can just say “my husband says we can’t right now”

Do you guys think my wedding photographer knows that the wedding pictures are the only thing I have to look forward to and if she doesn’t get them to me soon I will actually scream?

Aileen Wuornos had some good points tbh

Oh great so now I can’t k*ll myself until after October 3rd

Do yall think Obama knows the internet makes romantic edits of him and Harry Styles? I know Harry knows but do yall think Obama knows?

The way my Spotify wrapped is going to be every song from the new Tyler Childers album and Subway by Chappell Roan

Me: *humming along to the tune of a guitar*

My husband: “are you okay?”

Me: “yeah I was singing”

My husband: “oh it sounded like you were having a stroke”

My husband has no idea how hot he is. I got away like a bandit finding him.

I am going to be the most insufferable person you’ve ever met when we get our wedding photos and videos back.

Are plain wedding dresses a recession indicator?? Bc why is everyone wearing these plain ass dresses?

Nobody warns you that when your friend dies and yall had been talking about some potential tea and then it happens, you just have no one to tell. Like damn I gotta spill this tea to the air now?

Who’s all watching #TheUltimatumQueerLove ?? I need to talk about this

She beat up a man with a baseball bat and it was low key warranted but still wild. She told the officers she did it. Obvi went to jail and we had to get her out. We went to court with her and it got dismissed.

Me to my husband just now: “babe you should go on love on the spectrum”

Someone just commented on my Tik Tok that my body is tea and I will take that compliment and stretch it for decades to come.

My body dysmorphia was coming in hot today so I made my husband take a picture of me so I could try and prove my brain wrong and it did not work. I am simply as wide as I am long.

Just went thru a bojangles drive thru that had AI take my order and I’m absolutely furious

Will someone please explain to me why my mustache hair grows so fast? If I k*ll myself will this resolve?

I asked my therapist how many years he thought me taking all this medicine was taking off of my life and he said he actually thinks it added years. Okay??? Rude.

I love having a boss that doesn’t give a fuck bc I post shit online all the time that any other job would’ve fired me for but he just views my stories and minds his business