It took a lot of work at both JPL and HQ to make it happen this year.
For relevant, interested folks, please apply! Iβm one of the science mentors. Feel free to ask questions!
It took a lot of work at both JPL and HQ to make it happen this year.
For relevant, interested folks, please apply! Iβm one of the science mentors. Feel free to ask questions!
Whatβs important is I *found* an email and data file from 2021 and the paper will be done this year!
Whatβs unimportant is the year this project started and how many institutions myself and a coauthor have been at during it!
Itβs fine!!
βIf I were human I believe my response would be, βgo to hellββ
*gets skeptical lookβ
βIf I were humanβ (shrugs)
Everyone has art in their office, even Kirk has an orca whale ink sketch
15.02.2026 21:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lose an empire due to over-mining, throw in some Shakespeare and Sherlock Holmes, βOnly Nixon could go to Chinaβ
15.02.2026 21:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sometimes I rewatch movies and realize βoh thats why Iβm that wayβ: Star Trek VI Undiscovered Country
15.02.2026 21:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0WOMENπDONβTπWANTπCHOCOLATES πFOR πVALENTINEβS πDAY πTHEY πWANT πMERRIAM-WEBSTERβS πCOLLEGIATE πDICTIONARY πTWELFTH πEDITION π
14.02.2026 20:50 β π 6195 π 817 π¬ 225 π 180
Got to write up a short Artemis II explainer for @theconversation.com!
(It has been updated per the testing overnight resulting in a launch delay)
Except, you know, nothing is higher stakes than teaching.
22.01.2026 07:14 β π 26 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0This essay is probably already getting ratioβd, but Iβd like to join by staring into the camera Office-style from the American Southwest: canals and big roads exist outside of Rome and capital E empires, my buddies!
14.01.2026 17:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
No one:
Me: How many artworks about the Navier-Stokes equations is too many?
Other innocent people, just looking for pretty prints, maybe some nice animal linocutsβ¦
Me: Let me try to tell you about fluid dynamics and partial differential equationsβ¦
I was logged into LEAG when Walter Kiefer made the announcement personally, so that was fun! It was practically 5pm eastern
06.01.2026 23:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm a coauthor on some that were submitted today and only the in 1700s, which seems low for original submission day?
06.01.2026 23:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Donovan I donβt think is on BlueSky, but she makes graphics each time thereβs a postage rate change that are fun and readable!
18.12.2025 21:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 078 cents if itβs less than ~3 oz and flexible! If itβs square or rigid you have to add non machinable surcharge (50 cents or so), which is also besides the point as that tool is crapola
18.12.2025 21:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Go see Wake Up Dead Man for shameless Craig era Bond reasons but also the John Dickson Carr references
05.12.2025 05:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sometimes all you need to see is Jeffery Wright and Daniel Craig in a movie together again
05.12.2025 05:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Even if theyβre political, theyβre dead! For a long time! Whereβs my Judas Mesa?
19.11.2025 00:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now we gotta name some (more) small bodies after Guelphs and Ghibellines to fully achieve Dante synergy
18.11.2025 02:56 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Iβm looking for a post doc! Come join us at ASU! apply.interfolio.com/176300
22.10.2025 12:55 β π 13 π 6 π¬ 0 π 3The title comes from a talk and abstract they most certainly have taken down almost all record of π
10.10.2025 20:01 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait what I was driving on a pretty basic pun all those years!!??
08.10.2025 20:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Also first first-author paper under the new institutional byline!
07.10.2025 17:11 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0TL;DR almost any terrain on Ceres doesnβt have a major H contribution from currently hydrated salts, but they could help keep the ice table shallow for longer!
07.10.2025 16:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Out now, how salts affect the hydrogen measured from orbit around our main belt icy queen, Ceres.
doi.org/10.3847/PSJ/...
like yes heβll snap at you if you break his concentration or youβre doing an important job badly; but one thing I think both Rathbone and Cumberbatch leaned on a little too heavily for my liking in different ways is that he was also sometimes a jerk TO THE CLIENT, and that I think I object to
03.10.2025 03:19 β π 106 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
Article. I can read faster than any YouTuber can speak, even with the playback speed cranked up to comical levels.
THAT SAID, article writers these days need fucking EDITORS they spend whole paragraphs FAFFING ABOUT before they get to the point IT'S CALLED THE INVERTED FUCKING PYRAMID MY DUDES
*spoiler* in the Original The Thing theyβre like itβs a plant!! How do we kill it!! And this absolutely badass female character says βwell we cook itβ. Classic not so secret Gender, I love that twist so much.
26.09.2025 17:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Awesome and also consider the OG βThe Thingβ where 1950s gender politics comes into play! Also itβs less gory for the extra-credit-desiring but body-horror-adverse!
26.09.2025 17:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Doing a first year seminar lecture on this plus βwhat is science?β this week, and figured I could try a little crowd sourcing!
02.09.2025 20:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0