Jamie 1947

yeah. I gotta get off the internet until the next republican administration takes over in 29 hahaha (door closes, gunshot, sound of body falling to floor)

Wow surprise twist at the end of F1- at the very end, F lost !!!

Ten minutes into F1 and Brad Pitt has already said “ka-chow” like twelve times, kinda on the nose

If Brad Pitt’s “F1” is a success, can anyone think of a good name for a sequel? I can’t!

Dumbass here 👋 isn’t taxing the rich bad because they are the batman? think about it 🤔

genuinely baffling that you’d post this here. You must’ve known what would happen and you leaned right in

Straight to the top of my watchlist

It’s got Zlatko (whom I know as “the guy from Triangle of Sadness”) AND Kim Bodnia (whom I know as “the guy from Killing Eve”), and I’d somehow been mixing up those guys in my head. Huge news, very eager to watch this. From “the guy who made Drive” no less

If we can just manage to get his attention I will absolutely destroy him on main!

Wtf, these olds (27+) with bankable talent keep taking the best Bland Twink roles

ugh some stupid bullshit I shouldn’t care about. “‘White Lotus’ star Sam Nivola worries older stars with plastic surgery are taking roles from younger actors”

I’m typically Team Nepo but i can name 5 things both of this twerp’s parents are in. You’re being gatekept by botox? like idk bud have you tried being naturally compelling on camera

You too pal!

Miss you as well!

The top trending topics on blueksy this morning. The top item, “Caturday”, is listed as “Hot”. Jfc

we’re all gonna get back on twitter aren’t we

my very smart and cool 15yo daughter had some issues with it, I told her that as she gets older her tastes will become more sophisticated

On Letterboxd, I’ve proudly logged and reviewed the movie “F1” on three separate occasions.
On Bluesky, I’m willing to admit- with genuine shame- that i actually saw F1 four times. four.

A. Look at that fucker, his heart is NOT broken he’s a smug little prig who’s, yes, just made a very good point. In my head he’s like a “women shouldn’t ever wear pants” guy. He thinks “any film made after 1978 is trash”, like cmon man

the dishes, the cleanup, the “ugh what do I keep”

More like Fantastic For me, haha I liked it quite a bit
Movies are: … good!

Blessings on this, the second anniversary of Barbenheimer, and a gentle reminder that Barbenheimer ~never ended~ it blazes on in our hearts

welp had to flip the -hours without that song stuck in my head- placard back to 0

ugh and the dumb tragedy of one The Greatest Stage Talents of Her Generation being thought of as Wolverine’s other lady. I saw her on Broadway in 2003, she’s a bigger deal than all of the X-men combined. And I love X-men

more like chronic penis insufficiency haha boom no one has said this

Got bong smoke hiccups so bad that I shat my underpants a little. No one can explain why I’ve never remarried

Today was the day Donald Trump finally became an Alan Moore villain

last week I saw Superman and enjoyed it, and all the memes were like “yes, correct, we all agree”.

Tonight I saw Eddington and enjoyed it, and all the memes are like “what? Bro. No. Edit your review before someone cool sees”

hey bright side of the Colbert pound of flesh, presumably the skydance/ paramount deal must be nearing approval- could be a lotta value for shareholders. to be clear I am not a ‘shareholder’ I don’t know what that means

Hard to keep up from bluesky posts alone, but it sounds like Gavin Newsome really fucked up at a Coldplay concert lol, well he’s not getting my vote

I follow a handful of journalist for news updates, and an enormous number of mentally unwell people with arts degrees to put that news into proper context for me

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