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Dr. Reinheitsgebot

@malzliebchen.bsky.social

🇩🇪🇨🇿🍻 Dad jokes and beer, the destruction of infrastructure not designed for cyclists, Great Lakes secessionist, Solar Noon evangelist, car puncher, Comptroller of ANTIFA. Skeeting from the field of stinky onions.

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Dead!

01.03.2026 17:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Too spicy for my wife, but the toddler loves them

01.03.2026 17:02 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A lighter on a 15 foot pole would take care of this very quickly

01.03.2026 15:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay but how do you do this??? Like my kid has been potty trained for about 2 years and he still needs a pull up overnight.

01.03.2026 15:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A cock and balls

A cock and balls

Sometimes you have to keep a banana separate from the others

01.03.2026 03:00 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Somebody left this book in my house and a party a long time ago

01.03.2026 01:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kys

01.03.2026 01:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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FIRE

28.02.2026 23:46 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I also love that I know exactly where you took the picture that was your source for this drawing

28.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Black Crowned Night Heron!!

28.02.2026 22:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My new version 2 came with a thing that basically said don’t wear it below freezing

28.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Israel is a cop and cops do nothing but lie.

28.02.2026 20:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Have you been to Lincoln Hall?

28.02.2026 03:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Two calico kitties that are litter mates curled up on my legs that are stretched out to the coffee table. They weigh a lot. This is painful.

Two calico kitties that are litter mates curled up on my legs that are stretched out to the coffee table. They weigh a lot. This is painful.

My legs are going to hurt in like 5 seconds

28.02.2026 02:37 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Fuck yeah RHR

28.02.2026 00:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t Pete just drink himself to death or something?

27.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, turns out the leaderships of the BSA are on the list of co-conspirators with a fascist regime and will also hopefully see the gallows

27.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My condolences

27.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I should call him

27.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Abolish, prosecute, and capitally punish everyone in ICE, CBP, and this administration.

27.02.2026 19:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, that’s my point like you’re at 2/3 of my cost and so much smaller of a place to heat. Were your mini splits just doing electric resistance heating?

25.02.2026 22:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Whoaaaaa.

You’ve seen my house. It was 600 for me.

25.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

PPV that shit

25.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So uh abolish, prosecute, capitally punish everyone in ICE and CBP.

25.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Here’s where I get stopped at the airport on up upcoming vacation because of what I post.

25.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

AI is Gandhi??

25.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
CHARLIEEKIRK SHOW LIVE Charlie Kirk ASTRY DEA

CHARLIEEKIRK SHOW LIVE Charlie Kirk ASTRY DEA

Hmm.. I don’t think so

25.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 6884    🔁 1246    💬 96    📌 47

Better luck in Mount Greenwood

25.02.2026 00:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Go to Jeff Park

25.02.2026 00:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0