Dr. Reinheitsgebot

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Honestly, that’s so much better than I get at home. So hell yeah, brother!

But do you get this lacing at home? Because man I sure don’t

If a shitty Wrigleyville bar is getting this lacing, what the fuck are you doing?

Usually, I think what they’re doing is waiving the inspection contingency meaning that they have to find another way to back out after they do an inspection

During the inspection, when you can still back out with no penalty

It’s been like that for years. When we sold our bungalow, we had three offers before they even set foot in the house.

Because they all love it

Are you honestly questioning why this administration would be trafficking kidnapped women across state lines?

Exactly. And I’m like 99% sure that it does mean that..

Oh my

No, no, Jar Jar was the hero.

I hope that every day

Bet guys remember when Trump got his dick bitten? That was cool.

Wet his skin down and your don’t need much voltage, just the ability to supply the current

That’s actually great. Fuck America

Chomp chomp motherfucker

I mean, there are plenty of larger houses in Chicago. We went from Portage Park to Old Irving

Use his bones for bone china for the lunchroom.

It’s Friday, bitches. Do your thing to this survey.

Hell yeah we are

That’s exactly what made us need a bigger one. No way to get two bed and dressers in that tiny ass second bedroom.

We did just get that rate lowered when we went to a 20 year a week ago.

Did that… then needed a bigger house 3 years later.

Take a picture in two weeks. Can we place bets on how many of those have been knocked down by drivers?

lol I knew you were going to come in with one of your videos

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday. Today it is Friday, Friday. We, we, we so excited. We so excited. We gonna have a bal today.

Dude, it’s like the most American thing ever

Lunar eclipse tomorrow morning, everybody. Totality from 5-6 am.

No, the real answer is that everybody’s time is synchronized to the sun crossing the Meridian