Elizabeth Lopatto

“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”

James Baldwin

I haven't yet gotten my cookie but neither have I lost faith

we should invent some new guys. sick of the old ones

Elaine May is a genius

LOOK how far you've come

I am focusing on a cookie. manifesting a cookie. just one is all that's necessary but I'd take four if it came to it.

personally I think it would be really nice if someone would bring me a cookie right now. ideally chocolate chip oatmeal or peanut butter.

911 calls capture kids burning with fever, struggling to breathe at ICE detention center EMS crews were called to the Dilley Immigration Processing Center in Texas at least 11 times since September for children in medical distress, records show.

NEW: We obtained 911 audio from the Texas detention center housing hundreds of immigrant kids and their parents.

Since mid-September, EMS crews have been dispatched to Dilley at least 11 times to treat children in medical distress.

Burning fevers. Low oxygen. Seizures. A broken leg.

My report:

one of the reasons I am concerned that constant AI use rots ppls’ brains is the shit Sam Altman says in public

siri play "hate to say I told you so" bsky.app/profile/wash...

THE Oakland tune

Chicago pope lightly threatening the entire Supreme Court with excommunication…. we’re doing the Middle Ages II baby let’s rock

second paragraph is one of the funniest paragraphs ever in a statement of interest, concerning a person who is not actually listed among amicii. is the pope ordering SCOTUS to strike down the eo..... well, he's not NOT ordering SCOTUS to strike down the eo

turns out everyone who was nervous about catholics in positions of power was ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. incredible stuff

it's going to be very funny when leo excommunicates the entire supreme court

catholic church to john roberts: hey check out HOLY SCRIPTURE, thomas aquinas, and our full page-and-a-half citations of various popes if you plan on remaining in the church, buddy www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25...

I just reread the one about the scientists and laughed again. whale dicks. no notes.

everyone say CONGRATS RUSTY @rusty.todayintabs.com asme.memberclicks.net/national-mag...

she'll turn 40 eventually

I see losing love is like a window in your heart / everybody sees you're blown apart / everybody feels the wind blow

I love it so much

yeah that absolutely nails it. "oh shit oh fuck is this... am I having a midlife crisis? don't cry, baby, don't cry"

yes I am aware of steely dan

paul simon's graceland really hits different when you're having a midlife crisis

I can’t fucking do this, I can’t fucking take Kojima and Baudrillard everyday like this anymore

what if we kissed at Metallica at the Sphere

I mostly mute, especially for my biggest reply pet peeve (which is entirely harmless, I’m just a curmudgeon)

[chevy chase enters a pink room, wearing a white blazer]