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NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1-NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE IN A VACANT LOT , SLUGGO IS TOSSING A BASEBALL IN THE AIR

SLUGGO: IF WE HAD A BAT WE COULD PLAY, BALL

SOMETHING CATCHES NANCY’S EYE IN A TRASHCAN, ITS A TOILET PLUNGER 

P2- NANCY IS PITCHING THE BASEBALL TOWARDS SLUGGO 

NANCY: THERE'S YOUR BAT AND A HEAD PROTECTOR,TOO

SLUGGO IS HOLDING THE PLUNGER HANDLE, READY TO HIT THE BASEBALL WITH IT, AND HE IS USING THE PLUNGER AS A BASEBALL HELMET

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE IN A VACANT LOT , SLUGGO IS TOSSING A BASEBALL IN THE AIR SLUGGO: IF WE HAD A BAT WE COULD PLAY, BALL SOMETHING CATCHES NANCY’S EYE IN A TRASHCAN, ITS A TOILET PLUNGER P2- NANCY IS PITCHING THE BASEBALL TOWARDS SLUGGO NANCY: THERE'S YOUR BAT AND A HEAD PROTECTOR,TOO SLUGGO IS HOLDING THE PLUNGER HANDLE, READY TO HIT THE BASEBALL WITH IT, AND HE IS USING THE PLUNGER AS A BASEBALL HELMET

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 27,1969

28.02.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 395    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5

The Logan Square Circle re-do should be considered a success, if their goal was to make it so awful as to make as many people to avoid it as possible. Congrats!

27.02.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

with every update i love this story more and more. mother fucker got a cheeseburger from redhot ranch after getting out of the hospital after saving the baby in lake michigan

28.02.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i guess ill just stop watching tv even more than i have already?

26.02.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

something incredibly funny just happened in the leafs lightning game

26.02.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Tiermaker list of the WBC 2026 Teams:

Bandwagon Potential: DR, Venezuela, Puerto Rico, Mexico

Would be nice if they made a run: Canada, Panama, Netherlands, Korea, Taiwan

Hope they have fun: Brazil, Australia, Czechia, Cuba, Nicaragua, Colombia

Indifferent: GB, Italy

Will go far, but I don't have to like it: Japan

No: USA

Shouldn't be allowed to compete: Israel

A Tiermaker list of the WBC 2026 Teams: Bandwagon Potential: DR, Venezuela, Puerto Rico, Mexico Would be nice if they made a run: Canada, Panama, Netherlands, Korea, Taiwan Hope they have fun: Brazil, Australia, Czechia, Cuba, Nicaragua, Colombia Indifferent: GB, Italy Will go far, but I don't have to like it: Japan No: USA Shouldn't be allowed to compete: Israel

Here's where I'm at for the pool stage btw

25.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

i literally stared at my wall and thought about baseball instead

25.02.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

4 Minnesota guys

24.02.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9591    πŸ” 1643    πŸ’¬ 201    πŸ“Œ 69

This might start an actual ground war in North America

22.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They gave the people what they wanted. This rocks. I love hockey

22.02.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kids go give grandpa cale a hug. Its his birthday

22.02.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Se la perdiΓ³!!

22.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Off teaching thΓ­ Ζ°eek for lunar new year. But i got up even earlier this Sunday for some good ol mother fuckin hockey!

22.02.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you making that gumbo?

22.02.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pizzaballa from downtown

21.02.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1600    πŸ” 267    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 8

Ive been saying for years: never trust an adult Catholic convert. They usually want nothing to do with the faith. They just wanted to join a club and network

21.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every news story is now β€œState Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were β€˜blindsided.’”

20.02.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9268    πŸ” 2294    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 1

this might make some people mad but i enjoy the Tkachuck bros as heels. i think its fun

20.02.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING DOWNTOWN, THERE IS SNOW ON THE GROUND 

SLUGGO: I HATE WINTER---I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE BASEBALL SEASON TO START

P2-
NANCY: OH, FORGET IT--BUILD A SNOWMAN AND GET BASEBALL OFF YOUR MIND

SLUGGO: O.K.

P3- LATER NANCY WAS SURPRISED TO SEE SLUGGO’S SNOWMAN 

SLUGGO HAS BUILT HIS SNOWMAN OUT SIDE THE BASEBALL PARK, THE SNOWMAN IS BENT OVER AND MADE TO APPEAR IT’S LOOKING THROUGH A KNOTHOLE IN THE BALLPARK FENCE

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING DOWNTOWN, THERE IS SNOW ON THE GROUND SLUGGO: I HATE WINTER---I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE BASEBALL SEASON TO START P2- NANCY: OH, FORGET IT--BUILD A SNOWMAN AND GET BASEBALL OFF YOUR MIND SLUGGO: O.K. P3- LATER NANCY WAS SURPRISED TO SEE SLUGGO’S SNOWMAN SLUGGO HAS BUILT HIS SNOWMAN OUT SIDE THE BASEBALL PARK, THE SNOWMAN IS BENT OVER AND MADE TO APPEAR IT’S LOOKING THROUGH A KNOTHOLE IN THE BALLPARK FENCE

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 19,1971

20.02.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 452    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3
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MANHUNTER (Mann, 1986)

18.02.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- NANCY IS LISTENING TO THE RADIO ANNOUNCER…EATING BY CANDLELIGHT IS SOOTHING TO THE NERVES --

P2- RADIO ANNOUNCER CONTINUESβ€”
- - AND IT PREVENTS INDIGESTION

P3- NANCY HAS WENT OUT AND BOUGHT A HOTDOG FROM A STREET VENDOR ON, THE MAN WHO IS SELLING THE HOTDOGS IS WONDERING WHY NANCY IS HOLDING A LIT CANDELABRA WHILE SHE IS EATING THE HOTDOG

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS LISTENING TO THE RADIO ANNOUNCER…EATING BY CANDLELIGHT IS SOOTHING TO THE NERVES -- P2- RADIO ANNOUNCER CONTINUESβ€” - - AND IT PREVENTS INDIGESTION P3- NANCY HAS WENT OUT AND BOUGHT A HOTDOG FROM A STREET VENDOR ON, THE MAN WHO IS SELLING THE HOTDOGS IS WONDERING WHY NANCY IS HOLDING A LIT CANDELABRA WHILE SHE IS EATING THE HOTDOG

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 15,1950

15.02.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 726    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 11

ok i will watch the merrie melodies

14.02.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they follow casablanca with a goddamn woody allen movie????

14.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the underlying plot of casablanca hitting real hard in 2026

14.02.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Casablanca sold out

Casablanca sold out

They should just release Casablanca in theaters every year. Free money

14.02.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 957    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 8
A frame from Godzilla vs Biollante (1989). 
A young woman in a comfy looking white knitted sweater is looking down. We can barely see a marker in her hand. She is drawing.

A frame from Godzilla vs Biollante (1989). A young woman in a comfy looking white knitted sweater is looking down. We can barely see a marker in her hand. She is drawing.

In this frame we see the marker in her hand and can see what she is drawing, a large rose on a giant stalk, the kaiju Biollante. To the side, a message has crudely been added by the admin in MS Paint, "Will you be mine?"

In this frame we see the marker in her hand and can see what she is drawing, a large rose on a giant stalk, the kaiju Biollante. To the side, a message has crudely been added by the admin in MS Paint, "Will you be mine?"

Happy Valentine's Day

[from Godzilla vs Biollante (1989)]

14.02.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
episode 044

episode 044

14.02.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Fuckin snipe by keller on team usa. Good lord

13.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DRUG TIGER (So, 1993)

12.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Diner-style restaurants that are not 24 hour should all either close at 3 pm or at midnight.

13.02.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0