Dystopian Uganda

Wait for it. 😂

neither be found or contacted. As it turned out, he had been taken hostage in one of the makindye brothels, after a disagreement regarding what he owed to, not one, but 2 ladies.

GAME only started after he was bailed out by the tournament organizers.

MAKINDYE TOWN COUNCIL
GAME TAKES A TURN

A Council football game between Lukuli Vipers and Katwe FC was the headline of the weekend for the off-field drama that drew questions about the standards of officiating around the country.

The match referee came in an hour and half late, and couldn't

Locals in Kabalagala have raised an alarm over a rising wave of car component thefts. Number plates taken for ransom, headlights, newer tyres, even car batteries..

Thursday morning, a one Ssebuule Ian, 42, passed away after thugs ransacked the car battery of the ambulance his family had called.

NO IBEMBE.

Mascots are not much of a Ugandan thing. But a lower league team had found use for one. A pig.

For Buyende FC, it brought them luck. And it captured the spirit of the team: Hog everything in front of them.
But FUFA officials have apparently put a stop to it all citing witchcraft.

I don't think that implies what you think it implies. But... You're allowed to believe what you believe

Smh

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they tore down. About 30% of the house was gone by the time the neighborhood gathered to tell them they probably had the wrong house.

Property was stolen. Boxes of wine fleeced away with. Until police arrived at the scene where people were threatening to beat up the construction crew.

Chaos and teargas ensued in Entebbe when a construction company demolished the wrong house. 🤦

They'd been contracted by someone who was overseas to tear an old house down and build a newer residence but the directions got lost in translation and it's the house next to it - the wrong house - that

Getting bolder, are we?

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